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Dean's pretty hot shit at the whole Fae thing, if he does say so himself.
Right up until he meets a human so polite, so completely and utterly unable to defend against anything supernatural that he finds himself giving the guy ADVICE.
Did this Castiel seriously just offer his entire goddamn name on a plate?
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09 Jun 2026
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"Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent, but hesitate not to deliver justice to the guilty.” Master Maeve told him the first time he failed a mission, convinced that they’d had the wrong man. She'd bestowed upon him a lot of good words of advice that day, plenty of valuable pearls.
But none of the wisdom in the world could have prepared him for what Destiny had in store for him. Namely, Geralt of Rivia, Witcher extraordinaire, the only point of uncertainty in his life from the moment they’d met in the tavern in Posada.
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- Part 3 of Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics
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01 Jun 2026
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a broken pot can still hold water by MarionetteFtHJM
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Jan 2020
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Despite what his outward code of conduct would have you thinking, Jaskier knows when he is not wanted.
He allows himself the exact amount of three days of wallowing in that small town before he packs his meager possessions and hits the road like nothing happened. In those three days he sings and dances for his food and drink, fucks the pretty barmaid and sleeps off the hangover before heading out in the morning of the fourth day. He travels alone for the first time in a while but it’s alright.
Now, if only people would stop telling him that the Witcher asks about him - that'd be swell.
And we have a lovely translation into Russian available here!
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- Part 1 of Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics
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Bookmarked by EldritchBumblebee
29 May 2026
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“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.
Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,
“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
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13 May 2026
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Empty by GalaxyThreads
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
20 Jun 2019
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Loki takes the Tesseract to Thanos immediately after Surtur, and doesn't leave the Titan's grasp. Thor is relieved, and horrified, when, some months later, the Guardians find his brother alive...but not whole. Thanos has twisted Loki's mind awfully, and Thor is left to put the broken pieces of his sibling back together.
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29 Apr 2026