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“The Court hereby finds the defendant guilty of the theft of one ‘Sawyer’ from her lawful and one true love” by HeatherChandlersScrunchie (EinyIsAShipper)
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
02 Jun 2026
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If love worked like the system, Heather would have found a work-around way to marry a woman even before it was legal, acceptance in her small minded Middle America state and somehow a way to conjure a child out of thin air. As is, however, love proves to be way more difficult to find and maintain than power and success, even within the still extremely misogynistic climate of late 2000s Ohio. Nevertheless, not even careers are exempt from being influenced by matters of the heart and Heather will have to find a way to cope when the biggest opportunity of her life comes with the most painful baggage.
Many moons ago, Heather and Veronica promised each other their futures. A compromise so they could both be happy and, most importantly, together. Time shattered that illusion and they both went their separate ways. 20 years later, Heather is the senior assistant prosecutor investigating the case of a murder in her very own district. The catch is, the main suspect’s girlfriend is her once-upon-a-time high school sweetheart. On top of that, she will soon find out that the case may be linked to a series of murders crossing state borders.
Or, no JD in high school.
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Somethin' Stupid by HeatherChandlersScrunchie (EinyIsAShipper)
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
12 Apr 2026
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“I can’t imagine anyone being disappointed with you.” From the look in Heather’s eyes, Veronica could almost feel a nudge coming her way — that was definitely a faux pas. “I just mean you are at the top of your career.”
“Well,” Heather laughed mirthlessly. “To the Chandlers, a woman’s husband is more important than a woman’s career.”
“You’re not married.” Veronica meant it as a question, but it came off as an affirmation. Heather nodded and Veronica felt a surge of unexpected hope run through her. As soon as she realized why, she went cold. She could not, would not, have a crush on Heather Chandler. Not again.-----------------------
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We Hope Your Rules and Wisdom Choke You by HeatherChandlersScrunchie (EinyIsAShipper)
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
03 Nov 2025
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And soon she was declared the first casualty of the mass suicide of 1989.
Some rule it group hysteria, others a result of the oppressiveness of the teenage popularity hierarchy. Most call it a tragedy, a travesty, and few call it a necessary wake up call. And Heather... Heather could not call it anything, for Heather was dead.
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Heather Chandler being prodded at and analyzed posthumously. Veronica Sawyer facing some truths.
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Newton's Third Law by HeatherChandlersScrunchie (EinyIsAShipper)
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
30 Oct 2025
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She knew exactly what moves were required to bend everyone to her will. How to speak and what to say to make the correct sequence of events unfold. Because when you possessed the capability to know what would happen based on the circumstances and the momentum which moved the pieces — sorry, people — at any given time, you also knew what was necessary on your part to create a forward or backwards force on it, urging it on or preventing it entirely.
Needless to say, Heather was a determinist.**
Heather Chandler study sprinkled with physics references.
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Love Begins Again by kinverses
Fandoms: Franchaela - Fandom, francesca bridgerton - Fandom, michaela stirling - Fandom, Bridgerton - Fandom, WLW - Fandom, Bridgerton Franchaela - Fandom, Bridgerton (TV)
16 Apr 2026
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My take on Bridgerton Season 5, centered on Francesca and Michaela’s slow-burn love story.
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Bookmarked by FranniesChewToy (EinyIsAShipper)
11 Apr 2026
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Oneshots in the universe of Complicated Girls, not necessarily in chronological order.
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Bookmarked by HeatherChandlersScrunchie (EinyIsAShipper)
09 Jun 2025
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Bookmarked by HeatherChandlersScrunchie (EinyIsAShipper)
20 Jun 2025
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The Fig Tree by annbeez
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
11 Oct 2025
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Heather Chandler is dead, murdered by her best friend at seventeen. A wasted life.
But that isn't the only way it could have gone. In the wake of her death, her soul is granted the chance to see other possibilities, to choose another version of her life to have led. A million different possibilities, each a ripe fig on the fig tree, each with their own static. And most of them involving Veronica Sawyer, one way or another. A chance at happiness. At least, if Heather Chandler had ever really had a chance at happiness.
OR:
411,246 times Veronica kills Heather + 1 time Heather kills Veronica
Bookmarked by HeatherChandlersScrunchie (EinyIsAShipper)
19 Sep 2025
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Blood, Teeth and Bones by Tamoline
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
25 Dec 2025
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Even in a universe where JD never transferred to Westerberg, all is not sunshine and roses. But even if Veronica didn’t get out of Ohio for college, she did at least get out of Sherwood, and she never has to see anyone from high school ever again.
“Well, well, Veronica Sawyer,” drawls a Heather Chandler who’s very differently dressed to the last time Veronica saw her. She critically looks Veronica up and down, her bloodstained mouth curved in something that is anything but a smile. “Apparently you really are incapable of finding a look that someone doesn’t hand feed you.”
Or maybe not. Fuck.
Bookmarked by HeatherChandlersScrunchie (EinyIsAShipper)
27 Nov 2025