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Bruce is supposed to be the world’s greatest detective, a creature of the night, and a master of keeping secrets. However, none of those titles hold up against a heavy post-surgery dose of hospital painkillers.
When Clark walks into the recovery room, he finds a brilliantly loopy, incredibly high Batman who is currently having a profound emotional affair with a navy necktie.
As Clark tries to keep Bruce from loudly shouting their secret identities to the entire hospital wing, Bruce lets him in on a few top-secret classified secrets:
1) He slept with Superman (and highly approves of his assets),
2) He is going to marry Superman one day, and
3) They are buying a farm with exactly four strategically balanced ducks.Clark is just trying to survive the sheer, blushing embarrassment of it all, while secretly melting into a puddle of pure happiness.
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16 Jun 2026
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Parent Trap by i8thecookie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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When Dick Grayson forces Clark to pretend to be his parent for a meeting with his headmaster, Clark expects an awkward conversation and maybe a lecture from Bruce afterward. He does not expect Gotham’s tabloids to decide he and Bruce Wayne are secretly together. But after one too many headlines about Bruce Wayne’s “mysterious co-parent,” pretending to date starts seeming like the easiest solution.
That would probably be less of a problem if Clark wasn’t already half in love with him.
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10 Jun 2026
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Doomsday Clock by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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A version of Batman who forces the JLA to sign sex pollen consent forms also implies a version of Clark who has to explain to his new boyfriend Bruce Wayne why his job requires him to sign up to sleep with someone else.
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- Part 38 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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04 Jun 2026
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“Peaceful night, sir?” Alfred slid a mug of coffee onto the desk.
“Seems like it. Couple of small-time burglaries. Tipped off the cops.”
“Ah,” Alfred smiled faintly. “Gone were the days when you’d go haring off after the smallest lawbreaker, I see.”
“What’s the point,” Bruce yawned, picking up the cup. “There was a cop car close by, and lately the police are more likely to shoot at me than at a perp.”
“That might perhaps have something to do with your preferred modus operandi of terrifying even your allies, Master Bruce.”
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31 May 2026
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Free Fall by Holdt
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
07 Mar 2026
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Bruce Wayne has been maintaining a file.
It is eleven pages, encrypted, labeled TLI — Tactical Liability Index, and it has absolutely nothing to do with tactics.
Clark Kent has been paying attention.
These are, it turns out, related problems.
(Or: Bruce spends eight months filing his feelings under increasingly implausible headings. Clark waits him out. Alfred makes the Sumatran. Nobody is surprised except Bruce.)
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29 May 2026