Dutch_Lady



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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “First time doing Psych?” Caleb smiles tightly.

    “Yeah,” Dennis says again. Self-depricatingly, he hopes he won’t get judged on vocabulary.

    “I can tell. No one briefed you beforehand, did they?”

    Dennis’ smile begins to fall. “I, uh. I’m not sure what you mean.”

    “It’s not the first time this has happened and it’s not your fault,” Caleb begins, which makes Dennis’ stomach drop all the way down to his feet with trepidation.

    OR:
    Dennis starts his psych-rotation. Michael tries to cope with his demons. Self-reflection and personal growth happen. With some growing pains. Sometimes things get worse before they get better.
    Also Dennis gets fucked in front of a mirror.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Shane grew up surrounded by alpha posturing, declaring in the locker rooms how too big and too much their alpha cocks were, and Shane learned to take it as it was; overcompensation.

    Because any chance that he was able to sneak a glance in the shower stalls or the urinals, he’d roll his eyes over what they classified as too big and too much.

    When Shane saw Ilya Rozanov’s cock for the first time in the locker room shower the summer before their rookie year, Shane thought he’d finally found too big, but not too much.

    Not to Shane, anyhow.

    Or; Alpha Ilya Rozanov has never been able to spend his rut with a partner. Shane Hollander is up for the challenge.

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    02 Jun 2026