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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Depending on how you look at it, Anakin Skywalker’s free will dies on a rainy Taungsday morning seven years after the war, or… or it died long before that, a few weeks before the Sith Lord perished and the war drew to a close, the same day Count Dooku died.

    If you ask Anakin… he thinks it might never have existed in the first place.

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    (Or, inevitability.)

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    The final and most dangerous Sith Trial, Trial of Stealth, is to steal an item of great value and return to the Sith Order without being discovered, captured, or noticed. There is no requirement for that item to be from the Jedi Order, but it is undeniable that the stealing of a Jedi item is a feat few can compete with. And Obi-Wan intends to be unparalleled, so he needs to steal something from the Jedi that no one has ever stolen before.

    "I," Obi-Wan announces to the startled Elders, "am going to steal alpha seed. From a Jedi. Preferably in rut, but I’ll make do even without that. Do I have approval to leave for my Trial of Stealth?"

    Art by bereweillschmidt

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    28 May 2026

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    When Master Skywalker is chosen to rescue Jabba the Hutt’s son from kidnappers, he unknowingly walks into the remnants of a trap set by a Sith who haunts the halls of Jabba’s palace in wait for him.

    But even Obi-Wan, the young Sith betrayed by his masters and sold as a pleasure slave to the Hutts, isn’t sure what he wants from the Jedi Master anymore. The plan had been to trigger Skywalker’s Fall to the Dark side, but now Skywalker is Obi-Wan’s only hope for freedom. But how can he possibly convince the man to care about him enough to not abandon him at the end of his week-long mission?

    After all, he’s never been able to do it before—convince someone to choose him, that is. The odds that Master Skywalker will be any different are slim to none.

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    10 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Anakin almost spit out his beer.

    “You want me to fuck a priest?” he asked incredulously, wheezing through coughs from swallowing wrong.

    “Keep your voice down,” Quinlan hissed, lowering his own voice for emphasis, casting a glance around the bar. “An ex-priest."

     

    Obi-Wan is a recently defected priest looking to lose his virginity. Anakin is recently divorced and looking to, well, get back out there.

    What could go wrong?

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    05 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    “My needy Padawan, will you allow me to give you what is rightfully yours?”

    Anakin nods rigorously.

    He reaches down and swirls his index finger around the plug’s base. His heart thunders into his throat, his tongue throbbing with the force of his need to touch, to taste, to brand.

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    Or the one where Anakin loves to poke the green-eyed monster and Obi-Wan cannot tame his possessiveness of his boy. They fuck, loudly, and they make it everyone's business.

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    02 May 2026