DoAliensLikePasta
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Fox Tears by DoAliensLikePasta for ConstellationsInInk
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Apr 2026
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Chuuya Nakahara has known Dazai Osamu for over 700 years; they've only been married 50, and it's no surprise they have problems. But nothing is going to tear them apart; Chuuya will make sure of it.
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Your back and your blindside. by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Feb 2026
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Who even knew dehydration could cause blood clots?!
Certainly not a dizzy Dazai who's more worried about his partners spring cleaning than his pounding heart and head.Series
- Part 4 of Skk Married Oneshots
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It's not common that Chuuya uses Corruption anymore; with the ADA and Mafia truce, the combined manpower is usually plenty enough to deal with threats that come to Yokohama.
So when he does, It's natural his husband is quick to soothe away Arahabakis rage before it can do any lasting damage.Unless, of course, Dazai can't find his husband who he believes to be in the throes of anger and bloodshed.
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- Part 3 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Chuuya helping Dazai with his eating problems, from helping Dazai after he ate something bad, to realizing just how much Dazai's improvement influences Chuuya himself.
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- Part 2 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Yosano was the first to pipe up. “You know, I still can’t see Dazai doing much shopping. Bandages sure, but it feels like it would be odd to go to a grocery store with him. I can hardly go clothes shopping with him before he’s acting up in the store and running around complaining about it being boring.”
Chuuya sat down on a couch in the corner and shrugged. “He doesn’t like clothes shopping, but we plan meals together. He likes some brands, others he hates. They mostly taste the same to me, so I just let him handle what we buy. I know the generals. That and his moods; I couldn’t care less if a pasta is big or small, but he does, so I just let him handle it. I’m not the autistic one.”
There was a kick to the chair, and Dazai pouted at him as he signed.
"Chibi is too; he’s just a different flavor than me."Series
- Part 1 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Midgar Murder Husbands & Co. by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Mo Dao Zu Shi OneShots by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2019
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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03 Jun 2026
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Temporary Alpha by Courageous_Heroine
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
04 Mar 2026
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Vox agrees to help Shoto with his heat-- as a friend, of course.
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Shoto parted his lips insensately as Vox drew closer, and was moved by how gentle he was with him. Vox’s fingers brushed his cheekbone in a caress, and his eyes closed as their mouths met in something breathtakingly intimate. It wasn’t particularly passionate or chaste, but somewhere in the middle– careful. Vox knew Shoto wasn’t his, but that they also weren’t uncommitted. Vox was kissing him not as a friend, or as an omega; he was kissing him as Shoto.
When the kiss reached its end, Shoto was more confused than ever. He didn’t know which side was in control anymore, because what they had just experienced– it had simply felt right.
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- Part 1 of Temporary Alpha Universe
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26 May 2026
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Monster in My Bed by readingnook
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
28 Mar 2026
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Luigi is an omega with little patience for most alphas in his world, but what happens when he lands in a new, darker one?
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20 Apr 2026
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your smile is worth a thousand days by skippyfic
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Apr 2023
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Following weeks of barely having time for each other after work and a particularly exhausting day for Dazai, Chuuya decides to take the initiative and helps Dazai wind down for a bit.
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- Part 1 of skippy's kittyzai works
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16 Apr 2026
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“You can sleep in here,” Chuuya calls out, back facing him as he exits the room. “You know where the blankets and shit are but I better see your ass gone in the morning, got it?” Dazai feels a bit of liquid falling into his lap and stiffens a bit in shock. He hadn’t even realized he was crying. “Dazai?”
This time, Chuuya takes a glance back and Dazai doesn’t have time to hide himself before Chuuya’s already seen him and frozen.
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skk hatesex turns into subdrop...based off a tweet of mine
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- Part 6 of bsd fics that r between me, god, and ao3
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16 Apr 2026