Divination_Cruelty
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Cat has little comfort left in his life after the reconstruction of Red Dwarf, and his subsequent placement into prison. The only two things he does have are the dip in his mattress, and the slight accessorising to his uniform.
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Inspired by @BanM (IDK how tags work on here!! lmao but go read their fic) who has made the FIRST cat/reader fic on Ao3, I wanted to throw my hat into the ring also.
Cat has a crush, and Cat does not know how to express it in a way that a human would understand without explanation.
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Cat has his virginity taken in a cramped bathroom stall, not that he'd ever say it was his first time
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Bereft at Ace's betrayal, Lister seeks comfort in an unlikely partner
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- Part 4 of What if you came back?
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Severus and his long battle with gender
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Written with my best friend, a series in which Ace and Lister reconnect after meeting on the Psiren-ridden asteroid belt.
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The Cat is not a loving thing but he is quite affectionate, he has slept (in a very literal sense) with all of the crew. He's found it's easier to sleep this way.
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04 Jun 2026
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"Not much chance of him giving you kittens, anyway." Holly paused. "Gordon Bennet, that was inappropriate. Sorry."
"No offense, mate." Lister leant back thoughtfully. "But he's a cat. He's part of my Plan, but I'm supposed to get married and breed sheep."
"You could marry the Cat and hit two targets at once, and Arnold could be the sheep. Wait, that was inappropriate too, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, maybe. Or maybe smegging genius," Lister said. He was pretty sure he was joking. Pretty sure.
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11 Mar 2026
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When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.
Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.
Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!
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22 Aug 2023
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being born slowly by possibilityleft for blueyeti
Fandoms: The Chronicles of Chrestomanci - Diana Wynne Jones
25 Sep 2014
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PWP. They steal some time away, Christopher and his Goddess. They were an experimental family, in several senses of the word. They experimented in having the kind of family that included two parents, both involved with their children's lives... They also experimented in ways that Gabriel knew absolutely nothing about and never would.
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04 Aug 2023
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You are a new teacher at Hogwarts! With a little bit of a mysterious past... You fall for a certain Potions Professor lol. Anyways this is going to hopefully just lead to a lot of headcanons and fluff.
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31 Jul 2023