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Hermione Granger and the Cataclysmic Summer by DisasterXL
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jul 2024
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Hermione is trying to enjoy her fruitful life as the Professor of Occult Studies. Fleur is a constant source of annoyance that just so happens to teach Charms. Their years-long not-at-all-homoerotic rivalry is interrupted by Headmaster McGonagall’s ultimatum—learn to get along and teach a summer course together or find new employment.
Join Hermione Granger on her journey through her cataclysmic no fun summer that includes but is not limited to: rivalry, homosexuality, ghosts, tragic backstories, and so much more!
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Fleur’s last words before the door closed was to inform Hermione that she would be cursing her. It seemed like a spiteful thing to say—the kind of thing Fleur would say to be mean without actually intending to follow through.
Then September happened.
Fleur has not spoken to her since she stormed out calling Hermione a complete and utter asshole.
Everything that could blow up, has.
Every worst case situation that could happen, has.
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- Part 8 of Fleurmione 2022
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There’s a picture of Hermione on the fireplace. It seems odd and out of place. They’ve never been the kind of girlfriends—wives—to have pictures of themselves around.
"Why do you have a picture of me?" Hermione asks Fleur.
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- Part 7 of Fleurmione 2022
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The scent of Fleur’s perfume would stick to Hermione’s clothes. She would cling to Hermione even after they went their own separate ways.
Hermione never minded.
She felt like she was taking a piece of Fleur with her. It was nice. She felt like Fleur was still with her, it was a reminder of the time they spent together.
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- Part 6 of Fleurmione 2022
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“I’m a time traveler too, it’s okay.” Hermione sputters and sits up. “Noo, don’t make me sit up for this conversation.”
“I am not a time traveler!” The whole idea is preposterous.
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- Part 5 of Fleurmione 2022
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Hermione’s Case Against The Statue of Secrecy by DisasterXL
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2022
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What do you do when a pretty girl apologizes to you?
No answer? Me neither.
Hermione can’t stop looking at the word pretty. She can almost hear it in Fleur’s voice.
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- Part 4 of Fleurmione 2022
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“I seduced her.” Fleur answers still slightly confused. Gabrielle’s suggestion was clear. Fleur followed it to the t.
She thoroughly followed the instructions.
Several times.
“What?” Gabrielle pales and stones drop from her fingers. She opens her mouth and closes it several times.
Oh. Oh, heavens.
"Wait, did you not say 'You should seduce her'?"
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- Part 3 of Fleurmione 2022
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It’s always been Hermione and Ginny against the world.
Hermione feels memories of a boy with glasses and a different redhead stir. As always, they slip away.
They can face anything so long as they’re back to back. If they protect each other’s weaknesses, they only have strengths. Even the chosen didn’t separate them—that’s how good they are.
“Weapons?” Hermione asks Ginny.
“We’ve got your brains and my shoe.” Hermione looks over her shoulder and sure enough, Ginny is brandishing her shoe.
“Excellent odds.”
“Just a few monsters.” Ginny shrugs.
“Well armed ones.” Hermione mutters.
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- Part 2 of Fleurmione 2022
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The door slams open and Fleur barges in. “I am going to kill someone.”
Lavender nods seriously and hands Fleur a bottle of nail polish. “We’ll never open up and let ourselves be truly vulnerable.” Lavender debriefs Fleur.
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- Part 1 of Fleurmione 2022
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The hand is clearly scarred on Katara’s shoulder. Azula’s never seen a burn scar so…awful. It has clean lines. Cleaner than burn scars have any right to be. He always put his hand in the same place, not a millimeter off. How did he know without a scar to guide him? She never flinched so the lines remained clean.
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Azula did monstrous things but that does not make a monster. Katara wouldn’t let Azula back in again and again if she was really a lost cause. Azula was a child raised by a demon. Where Katara was raised being told how loved she was just for existing—Azula’s existence needed a purpose. Azula says she doesn’t need or want love and she belittles the very idea of love yet Katara has never seen someone more in need of love.
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Fleur isn’t wrong. After so many years being each other’s life buoy, she should have known to get two drinks. Hermione nods and steals her drink back.
She ignores the tackiness that Fleur’s lipstick left behind. “Seen the ex yet?” Hermione asks and Fleur looks around cautiously.
“I don’t think he’s here yet. You?”
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My Roommate, The Serial Killer by DisasterXL for Black_Thorn
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
06 Apr 2021
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No matter what Marlowe says or how cute Annie can be when she realizes she’s stuck with Hitch, she’s reasonably sure her roommate is a murderer. She may not be a serial killer but Hitch is certain Annie is killing.
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“If you’ll sign here for guardianship.” The wizard gestures to a line. Fleur’s hand shakes as she lifts her wand to the line. “You as well, madam.” Hermione turns her empty gaze towards him.
“Me?” Hermione exclaims.
“They specifically listed the both of you as Josephine’s guardians.”
The baby in question is chewing on the wizard’s hair.
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The plan comes together easily. Everyone thinks she isn’t a planner but they’re wrong. Well, not exactly wrong. She fucking hates planning. It’s tedious and awfully boring. Especially on the wave of coming down.
For Yumeko though? She’ll plot like any of the other boring shits around.
Step one of getting Yumeko to love her, get Kirari away from her. Yumeko will never see Midari as long as Kirari shines in her eyes.
Step two, to get Kirari away from Yumeko she has to take away the one thing Kirari doesn’t think she can lose.
Oh yes, it’s all coming together.
If she gets beneath Sayaka’s surface, she can get beneath Kirari’s.
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If I Gave You my Heart, Would You Break it? by DisasterXL
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
22 Aug 2020
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“I bet you’ve heard this one, Blondie. A soulless vampire, a black magic addict, and a rogue slayer on the mend all get locked in a house together.”
“What’s the punchline?”
“We’re fucking living it.”
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The Favorite by DisasterXL
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
10 Aug 2020
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Duke’s ripping into Katie’s ugly sweater next to Heather. It’s a white noise of derision while Heather’s critical eyes take in McNamara and Veronica.
Is everyone at Westerberg a homosexual? Honestly, it’s getting ridiculous. She knows Kurt and Ram are fucking, Duke can hardly contain herself, now McNamara and Veronica?
She’s going to start drinking from bottled water only.
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She needs Cinder to fix this, take away whatever perverse connection exists between them. Ever since Cinder threw that spear at her, something’s different about Weiss. Something remained after the spear disappeared and Jaune healed her. She doesn’t know if Cinder has managed to corrupt her maiden powers or it’s her semblance. All Weiss knows is that she wants it gone.
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There’s no glory in the understanding that settles between them, there’s only the comfort of familiarity. It’s not that the past has made them stronger, it wasn’t essential to becoming who they are. They could have less troubled minds and hearts without their histories. It isn’t the tragic backstory of a wounded heroine needing to be healed, it’s the shallow graves for parts of their souls.
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there’s no fate only our choices (and i choose you every time) by DisasterXL
Fandoms: Terminator - All Media Types
05 Nov 2019
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“You’re alive?” Dani’s voice is soft, she’s shocked. The soldiers go from confused to understanding, they start moving back to the base. Grace is from their before and everyone respects the before, it’s rare to find someone from their past lives. Jackson smiles at her, happy she’s found some of her people. He doesn’t know the half of it.