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    “I’m just teasing,” Simon says, voice gentler. Almost apologetic. Definitely still more amused than Ryland cares for. “I’m more surprised than anything.”

    The sentence hangs alongside the rush of the shower, bouncing around the side of the tub. Bouncing around inside Ryland’s far too curious brain. Ryland sighs. “Why?”

    Simon doesn’t point out the way his voice cracks, a small mercy. “Wasn’t sure you even bothered with lowly things like…in-flight self service.”

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    “I, um--" Ryland tugs on the sleeve of his cardigan. "--might have told Tom Ryder we were dating?”

    Simon blinks slowly.

    “Why?” He asks.

    --

    or, that fake dating au nobody but me asked for

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    14 Jun 2026

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    While Simon had never thought about it, the fact that Ryland has had relationships made sense. Who wouldn't want to be loved by this man?
    What didn't make sense was that someone had broken up with the man? Had had Ryland all to herself and decided that she didn't want him?!?
    Fuck Linda, that stupid bitch!

    I.e. Simon is offended that anyone would willingly dump Ryland Grace.

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    06 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    Based on a tumblr post where Simon works at a flowershop (made it just a general plant store) and Colt was a regular that came in buying flowers for Jody until his accident. After that, Simon starts seeing Ryland around and mistakenly thinks he’s his brother.

    Miscommunication and shenanigans commence.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    AU were Simon and Colt are the third backups for the engineer and pilot on the Hail Mary and the astrophage problem is more sinister than expected.

     

    The title was almost "a teacher, an ex-con, and a stuntman walk into a spaceship" but then I listened to MCR and this story is ULTIMATELY about fighting to get home.

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    02 Jun 2026