DerWitzige

a silly red slug cat yapping into the microphone of a green robot



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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    During a routine delivery, a space courier finds something strange hidden among his cargo. The wrong sort of people want it back.

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    19 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    One night it snowed. So I wrote about snow.
    Two months later, I decided the snow wasn’t enough. I needed Donclair hurt/comfort.
    And so we have a little story about Don Quixote and Emil Sinclair

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    07 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    After endless nights of studying, Sinclair passes the Dieci Association South Section 4 entrance exam. On his first day at the job, he befriends his coworker Don Quixote.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    slice of life slowburn? oh yeah more please

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Five Pebbles never liked animals, some would say he hated them. Cycles ago he'd be disgusted with the idea of living with one, let alone calling it his best friend. But now as he lay in bed with a massive beast purring against his chest, he couldn't imagine his life without her.
    He didn't exactly plan for this, but when you're choking from the smoke of burning bridges and life regrets, it's nice to have someone by your side whose life is as charred as yours.

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    This is an off-string modern AU! Put them sillies in the scenarios!!

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    08 Nov 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    [DROPPED, REWRITE no longer IMMINENT]

    “To my beloved daughter, Yellow Flower, I leave you my superstructure, my memories, and my love.”

    “I’m sorry my mistakes killed me before I could see you til adulthood. Do not mourn me in death, all beings die eventually, even gods like myself.”

    “Cherish the gifts you are given, you are one of a kind, truly. The old world has fallen away, and the remnants are for you to salvage.”

    “Though it may have been short, these years have been the happiest in my life. I hope you will not seal my memories of you away, though they may hurt to remember. One day, you will learn to treasure them.”

    “Thank you for everything.”

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    07 Nov 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The yellow goober gets up to shenanigans