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On April 28th, 1961, 8:26am Paul McCartney’s alarm goes off.
“Paul was on the precipice of something brilliant, and every nerve in his body could feel it. What was about to take place was something deeply woven into the tapestry of his fate and history. Paul was nothing of the person he once was, and the person he was about to become was just on the horizon.”
Inspired by Groundhog Day and “A Day in the Life” by The Beatles
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08 Mar 2026
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Robert knows it's going to be a bad day before he even opens his eyes. He shouldn't be awake yet, the alarm on his phone hasn't gone off. It's the pain that woke Robert.
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Despite it being a bad pain day, Robert decides to go to work like normal. When he inevitably crashes, Z-Team's there to look out for him. Flambae's powers especially come in handy.Series
- Part 1 of Z-Team Polycule
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20 Dec 2025
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There just had to be a jewelry store next door, that just had to have some desirable piece on display that made it the perfect target for an early morning heist...and it just had to be next to a fucking daycare.
Did Robert know the guy had a gun? Yes. But what he didn't know was that the bastard had gotten in a lucky shot.
Fuck his incredibly high pain tolerance.
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25 Nov 2025
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My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
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25 Nov 2025
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The Shadows and the Son by SunOfIcarus
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Mar 2022
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And it’s… well, at first Techno thinks it's a human. He’s got rounded cheeks and a small button nose, mouth wide open and yelling. He’s waving his arms around angrily, tiny fingers clenched into a fist. But then Techno looks slightly up, and he can see the pointed, furry ears sticking out from his unruly blond hair. Techno shifts the boy to the side and he can see a tail.
“–me go, you bitch! Fuck you! Let me go!”
A little warrior, Techno thinks as the boy kicks and curses in his fist. Runt, his mind screams, looking at just how small the boy is in his hands.
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Werewolf Tommy is abandoned by his pack. Vampire SBI decide to take him in (only until they find someone else to care for him. They won't get attached-right?)
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- Part 1 of Shadows and the Son
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09 Sep 2022
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SO GOOD PERFECT THE BEST ONE YET TBH
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Extension by dancewiththewaves (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 May 2021
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"That was Floaty. Or at least, that's what I'm calling him. Fucking kid won't tell us his name," Dream carried on like nothing had happened, and from beside Techno, Wilbur started wheezing like he was dying. "I think he's twelve or thirteen. Wind magic, he's quick and real snarky, very malnourished, blind-"
"Wait, blind?" Techno peered harder at the communicator. Wilbur stopped laughing. "How the hell is he able to slip by you then?"
"Uses the air currents like feelers, I think," Dream's breath was coming heavier as he carried on running. "Gets an idea of where things are in relation to him. He doesn't always get it right, sometimes there are cracks in things big enough to feel like an escape route and he slams into a wall. Or he doesn't angle close enough to the ground and trips on things. He's uh-" Dream flipped the communicator around, and Techno blinked as Bad flew through the air, screeching the whole way. "He's slippery."
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TLDR: Blindinnit has wind magic and gets himself adopted by the Antarctic Empire's royal family.
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- Part 2 of Writing 'bout block mens
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06 Aug 2021
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One quiet night at the hippie camp, Grian, Ren and Impulse find something to do while waiting for dinner.
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26 Jul 2021
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Who knew a simple day-one villager-breeder could set off such a steamy start to the season?
And it's not just the classic Hermits getting in on the action.Maybe Xisuma shouldn't have started rebuilding it right away. But he always worked best with an audience, right?
Right. DerpSuma strikes again.Bookmarked by DefinitelyNotMee
08 Jul 2021
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“You did good.” Oh god his accent. “I don’t think I’ve seen you race that well before.”
Dream looked over to him, raising an eyebrow amidst his prideful grin. “You’ve come to my races before?”
Dream likes to race for the rush of adrenaline, and George looks so pretty when he waves the starting flags.
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07 Jun 2021
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“You…” Ren attempted, mouth moving clumsily as he kept staring at Grian’s obviously uncomfortable expression. “You want me to rate your bits. You know that’s mostly a joke, right? Who told you about that?”
Grian ducked his face down further, huddling deeper into the oversized sweater he was wearing. The smaller man avoided Ren’s eyes when he muttered, “Iskall… but he also told me you’d do it if I was serious.”
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01 Jun 2021
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Air was rushing through the ventilation ducts, and there was a faint hum of machinery from the dormant medbay scanner. Ever so often, the lights overhead would flicker. His stomach was cramping, and Grian curled in on himself on the bed, trying to ignore the hunger that clawed at him.
The imposter didn't want to die.
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- Part 1 of Among us AU
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31 May 2021
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Grian was very excited when he finally arrived at the new world. As the hermits had been preparing the move, they had decided to add some new tweaks to spice things up for their seventh season. With a brand new list of achievements, it was only natural for some friendly competition of who could stay at the top of the leaderboard to spring up between the close-knit group of friends.
“I challenge you to complete the list. By the end of the season, you gotta get every… single... achievement. Are you up for it?”
"Challenge accepted."
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09 May 2021
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Grian was nervous when he was invited to join the HermitCraft server, because unbeknownst to anyone, the popular family friendly entertainment server is also an ACTIVE A/B/O server behind the scenes. After, having spent so much time with them and making so many amazing friends while on the UA (or Unavailable) list during season six, he's decided to make it more official and join the Active Available List for season seven. For Grian, however, the switch is going to be life changing.
A journey of sexual self discovery and experimentation.
Not Your Typical A/B/O
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08 May 2021
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Tango's Tired Of Being Cucked by Shadowfire_RavenPheonix for Books_Bring_You_To_Wonderland, covellite
Fandoms: Hermitcraft, Hermitcraft SMP
27 Mar 2021
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The title pretty much says it all folks
Zed and Impulse keep leaving their third out in the cold and Tango is DONE with it. One way or another he is getting his rocks off, and he ain't gonna be doing it alone. Fortunately for him the Hermitcraft Server is full of friends willing and able to help a guy out and lend a hand... or more ; )
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08 May 2021
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12 Apr 2021
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When Macavity was banished from the tribe many moons ago, it was the last time the Jellicle cats thought they would see magic within their borders. That is, until Munkustrap stumbles across a tiny tuxedo kitten abandoned in the snow. Now, wounds will be reopened, relationships tested, and the fate of the Jellicle tribe may hang in the balance.
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21 Jan 2021
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The Jumping Jellicle's Variety Act by dilfsandflowers
Fandoms: Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats - T. S. Eliot
05 Jan 2022
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Two siblings arrive at a boardinghouse in the middle of a stormy November night. There they find sanctuary with those who share their unique abilities and talents. Through the magic of their powers, vaudevillian charm and the glitz of the roaring twenties, the members of this unique act face a chilling threat that could end it all.
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21 Jan 2021
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a monster with his eyes by justbekind
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Feb 2020
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Jaskier makes a deal with a demon after parting ways with Geralt, bent on revenge. Things spin out of control and only get worse when Geralt finally catches wind of it.
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01 Sep 2020
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i rest my head at night, content by skeleton_detective
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 May 2020
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Jaskier hates him.
It was only a matter of time.
Geraskier Fixit Fic
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27 Apr 2020
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The only plot here is these two dummies seeing more in each other than the world does and falling madly in love.
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“What I want to know is,” Jaskier continued. “has anyone ever...taken care of you?”
“Taken care of me? Of course. That’s what I pay for after all,” answered Geralt.
“No, no. I don’t mean orgasm.” said Jaskier. “I mean. Taken care of you. Taken you. Have you ever utterly surrendered?”
“You and your pretty words,” said Geralt. “Be plain, Jaskier.”
Jaskier said. “Fine. Has anyone ever fucked you until your toes curled?”
Geralt was still and thought a moment before he answered. “That isn’t usually what people want from me.”
“Yes, but people are tragically unimaginative. No one is only one thing. Least of all you.”
“I suppose that’s true,” answered Geralt.
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14 Apr 2020