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You Are Not Immune to Pipe to the Head by BrightShadow
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 May 2026
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Sabo isn’t as bothered by the amnesia as you might think. After all, when the only thing you can remember is hating your parents so much you nearly died running away it's only natural you'd also assume there's nothing worth remembering.
And then a routine mission sends him stumbling across a grudge match between a pair of pirates. The victor’s vicious commentary sparks a deep buried instinct that spurs him to interfere. Sabo might not have his memories but some things are ingrained deeper than that and Sabo’s pipe is rated E for Everyone
Meanwhile, Ace is having an absolute time of it as his dead brother descends like an avenging angel to fix his fuck up.- Language:
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30 May 2026
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While visiting Dawn for his own reasons, Marco stumbles across the scene of Outlook using pirates to force Sabo to come back with him. Marco hears enough to understand that brothers are being separated and takes offense. Only Whitebeard has some very clear rules on who you claim as family and Marco is never going to live this down.
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28 May 2026
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“Ace, I say this with all the love I can muster,” Marco starts, after a pause, “but there’s something seriously wrong with your head.” That’s okay; Marco’s used to having insane brothers. Haruta’s been with them for years, and nothing can quite top that.
Thankfully, Ace doesn’t seem offended. “Wait ‘till you meet my brothers,” he says casually.
Marco’s brain screeches and comes to a halt. “There’s more of you?!”
(Or, Ace is the responsible sibling. This is as bad as it sounds.)
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26 May 2026
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Luffy said a lot of shit. But according to him, so did Ace. If only Sanji could figure out who the hell Ace was.
The crew offered no help, but that didn’t stop them from joining in the fun. Sanji almost regretted bringing it up, but even he couldn't deny that making up shit that “Ace” said made them all roll with laughter.
It was a good thing Ace loved the game just as much.
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26 May 2026
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In Marco’s defense, if he’d known this would be an issue, he would have stepped in sooner.
Actually, in Marco’s defense, if he’d known his newest little brother was this goddamn stupid, this wouldn’t have been an issue in the first place, because he would have already had this apparently very needed conversation with Ace months ago.
Really, though, how the hell would Marco have known that his idiot baby brother genuinely believed that babies were born from fucking seeds?Otherwise known as: i didn’t get sex ed so now everyone’s favorite jungle children didn’t either
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- Part 1 of For Want of a Baby Seed
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26 May 2026