Da_Bees
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- Dream SMP (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Undertale (Video Game) (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
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Just warmups that I liked enough to share but mostly star sans poly
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[Podfic] The Lone Wolf and The Hermit by Da_Bees for SilverWing15
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF, Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 May 2023
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“Grian?” someone asks, and another guy pokes his head around the corner. He’s got a fuckign moustache, like, a stereotypical handlebar moustache. Tommy didn’t think that was a thing that people actually did. “What’s with the hole?”
“Mumbo!” the avian guy--Grian?--says, “is this your wolf?”
Motherfucker.
The moustache guy, Mumbo--what kind of fucking name is that?--looks at Tommy. “Uh, no? Why do you have a wolf in a hole?”
“Well someone’s been stealing my chickens,” Grian says, “so I set a trap, but the only thing I caught was this guy here.”
“Huh, well it wasn’t me. Maybe it was the wolf?”
“They were opening the coop,” Grian says, “I’ve never seen a wolf do that, have you?”
“Well,” the moustache guy says, putting a hand to his chin, “no. But I haven’t seen anyone come over here but you either.”
In unison they both turn to him.
Fucking hell.
OR: Hermit Tommy AU but due to an Unfortunate Oops in the travel between worlds Tommy is now stuck as a wolf -
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“Oh shut up,” Siren shouted back as he began to chase Tommy around the rooftop. They managed to get across from each, bracing to tackle the other. When something happened that caused Tommy to stiffen and Siren to look at him with confusion.
His phone rang. The bubbly tune of The Able Sisters played from the phone in his pocket. The ringtone had been a joke, his favorite tune for his favorite person.
“Is your ringtone the Able Sisters?” Siren asked as if such a concept was too much for his pea brain.
Or Tommy is Vigilante, but villains are really no big deal when he deals with things like father figures, daddy issues, new siblings, and godly family members causing chaos. Poor boy.
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Girls & Boys by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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Dr Ryland Grace is a hunk of a man. After pushy colleagues mistake Grace’s attempt at social escape for a love confession, a witch hunt begins. The parents and teachers of Grover Cleveland desperately want to find out who his mysterious “partner” is, Grace just wants to enjoy dinner with his one (1) shit-stirrer of a friend.
Decades after this debacle, the log’s return to Earth, an inside joke with Rocky is misinterpreted and there is only one thing the world wants to know: who fisted Dr Captain Ryland Grace?
Or: everybody wants a piece of Grace, unfortunately for them, Grace finds sex about as arousing as RNA transcription.
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18 Jun 2026
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@helloworld ᐧ 56 min ago
So, Minecraft’s official website is down, because people went on it en-masse to check out Dr. Grace’s account to see his skin history and absolutely demolished the servers. I know because I did the exact same thing, lmaooooooo
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Grace and Rocky's new life as youtubers, and the shenanigans thereof. Directly (VERY directly) inspired by the Fanfic "I'm Ryland Grace - AMA" written by sly_as_an_alpaca
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18 Jun 2026
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I Really Need to Stop Making First Contact with Alien Species. by StrikerEureka511
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Avatar (Cameron Movies), Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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A few hundred years after Ryland Grace and Rocky save their stars from Astrophage and turn Ryland into an Eridian through an old Earth Project called the Avatar Program, the Eridians set out towards Earth in hopes of establishing an alliance with the aliens. On the edge of Jupiter, however, Grace ends up in a faulty escape pod and crash-lands on Pandora. Stranded on an alien world, Grace must survive until his fellow Eridians can come pick him up from the moon.
Now, if only he could convince the residents of the moon not to kill him first.- Language:
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08 Jun 2026
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Here on Earth by blipblopblork
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Arrival (2016)
06 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace was Eva Stratt’s first choice for mission science specialist aboard the Hail Mary. He declined, and the astrophage explosion never happened, so Martin DuBois was sent to Tau Ceti. He died in a coma along with Yáo and Ilyukhina. Simon was born on Earth fourteen years after Ryland Grace. Instead of the COI, the latter half of his childhood was marred by the beginnings of the astrophage crisis.
Fourteen years after the launch of the Hail Mary, a beetle returns to Earth. Over a decade earlier than should have been physically possible. The telemetry reveals that all three members of the crew died. So who sent it back, and why? Grace and Simon work alongside a team of scientists to see if the Earth’s Hail Mary pass can still be salvaged.
(Absolutely no knowledge of Iron Lung or Arrival is needed to enjoy this fic - I just borrowed a character from each. This is an AU of Project Hail Mary in a universe I'm calling the "Penpal Verse," for reasons which should become apparent.)
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30 May 2026
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Ruin My Life by Scenic_Moon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 May 2026
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Stratt is right. He doesn't have the courage to follow her to prison, not at the cost of his career, or his life.
He has no political or judicial sway; no way to alleviate the charges that may face her.
But still, he believes.
His whole life is just believing in near-impossible things now; believing in the Hail Mary, and believing in this:
We will meet again somewhere.
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AU - DuBois and Shapiro didn't die in the explosion and Grace stayed on EarthSeries
- Part 1 of Ruin My Life
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30 May 2026