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Vollunteered Convict by bloodmary_x
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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The Eridians wanted a volunteer. Earth sent a prisoner.
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21 May 2026
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How To Be Gentle by hehe_is_silly
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 May 2026
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World War III has broken out. Countries are nonexistent and people are starving, trying to eat from radiated soil.
Simon had killed multiple COI agents in a desperate attempt to flea back to Eden (as if that was even better.) They caught him and tortured him. He broke free and found an angel that had been clearly hardened by the apocalypse..?Is he dead????
Ryland Grace lives in a small cabin in the Sierra Nevadas with his best bud Rocky. He finds a strange man on the path to the trading hub COI. He takes him home and nurses him back to health.
(pocolyp….. ALSO IF YOU SAY “n-ee-voh-dah” i will crahs OUT IT IS “n-uh-va-duh”)
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21 May 2026
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The Laika to my Felicette by banthatguy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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There's 1 in 70,000 people on the planet who have the gene needed to survive the Hail Mary's expedition. In that limited pool, 1 in maybe 1000 had the necessary skills needed for the mission — more dire still, even less people were willing to volunteer for what is essentially a suicide mission.
When an explosion killed not only their science officers but also their engineers, Eva Stratt makes the tough decision to put 2 people on the spacecraft that no one was expecting to be even be candidates.
One is a middle-school science teacher.
One is a convicted eco terrorist.
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AU where Simon did all his suffering on Earth and is dragged against his will onto the Hail Mary alongside Grace
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18 May 2026
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He hates this — hates arguing with her about things, but especially this. Because it wasn’t fair that she was subjected to such limitations of her capabilities and that he had to be the one to ground her back to reality any time an idea wandered around her mind. And he knows she hates it even more; being told what she can/can’t do — which is why she’s so pissed at him for his blunder.
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31 Jan 2026
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Eddie's breath catches on a sob when he tries to speak. It takes him a couple times but eventually he croaks out “You won't believe me.”
Fuck. That can't be good.
The five of them all trade wary looks. This is it. The point of no return. Once they hear what Eddie has to say, they can't unknow it. Once they hear it, it'll become their problem again. They had barely made it through last time, who's to say they all walk away this time?
Fuck it, somebody's gotta save the world.
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It's spring break in Hawkins and something is killing teens. Will Billy's presence tip the scales in the UPS's favour? Or will Vecna once again decimate the small town and hurt our rag tag group of heros?
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- Part 5 of It Happened One November
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13 Jun 2025