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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    Francis is 51, single, almost two years sober. He has a nice job, a dog, and a Tinder profile he doesn’t use that much. One night, he decides to give the app another try. The rest is, as they say, history.

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    modern AU, written for the Fitzier Fall Exchange, on Kt_fairy's prompt “ It was a dark and stormy night”  

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    James is determined to throw the best Christmas party the company's ever seen, but a cranky Santa just might take the night in an unexpected direction. OR: James Fitzjames does not know he's the hard-working female hero of a slutty Hallmark movie.

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    All his life James had wanted nothing more than to find his soulmate, the man with a mark matching the one that appeared on his own ribs in his youth. When a bullet tears through his soulmark James can only hope it won’t break his chance at true love, his chance to find whoever he is bound to by fate.

    But it does come as a surprise when he spots that familiar mark on Francis Crozier.

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    “I would hazard a guess that you are in fact quite good with them–with children,” James says.

    Francis makes a harumphing noise but does not disagree, which is as close to a confirmation as James is likely to get.

    Something feels as if it clicks, subtly, into place inside him. A delicious, tingly warmth spreads throughout his body.

    He emphatically declines to investigate the feeling.

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    This is a story about families—the ones we find, the ones we choose, and the ones we make.

    It is also a story of James Fitzjames absolutely gagging to get knocked up by one Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    James is an aging professional tennis player making the run of his career at Wimbledon when his longtime coach, Sir John Franklin, dies unexpectedly. Left without a head coach and grasping desperately for what might be his final chance at glory (and personal validation) James begs retired legend Francis Crozier to step in as his coach, just for one match.

    It’s a long shot--Crozier infamously dislikes James for reasons that remain opaque, and James isn’t helping matters with a long-simmering and ill-advised crush--but, miraculously, Francis agrees. Tensions run high, societal norms are challenged, sparks fly, and their unlikely partnership might just prove a winning combination.

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    14 Jun 2026