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Tend Thy Garden by CountOfEight for Zeistrijder
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Aug 2023
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There was no precedent for what they'd done tonight. It was one thing to pick a side, they had both done it and wound up across the fence from one another millennia ago... but they'd spent those millennia quietly carving out something else, something that was theirs alone, but it had always been exactly that. Theirs. Only now they'd said the quiet part out loud. Screamed it, more like. They were well and truly divorced from their former alliances and all they had now was each other. All he had was Aziraphale.
And that was what he’d wanted, but he hadn’t expected it to be so terrifying.
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After the apocalypse that wasn’t, an angel and a demon figure a few things out. A canon-divergent, soft feels fix-it fic. -
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Leia insists that her prodigal son call her by her proper title. Hux one compelling reason why that is never going to happen.
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After the destruction of Starkiller Base, Hux comes to Ren in a moment of vulnerability.
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Hux: The Angriest Pleasure Slave by Anorlost, CountOfEight
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
01 May 2016
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General Hux has been captured on an away mission and tracked to a brothel! Oh no! Will Kylo save him before it's too late? Will Hux ever stop terrorizing everyone in a ten meter radius?
From the same idiots who brought you F*ck the Snow comes an all new adventure of cracktastic proportions.
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"He pulled his brows into a frown and twisted in his seat to regard Shion with one slate-colored eye, noting the soothing, benign curve of his pink lips and how it was utterly belied by the stark heat in his eyes."
In which Shion Insists and Nezumi is doomed to fail.
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[MANHUA] Incense Burner 2 (Parts 7 - 29) by Haruka_Forever
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2023
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R18 part of the Incense Burner Extra 2, drawn by the manhua artist of Mo Dao Zu Shi, Luo Di Cheng Qiu, also known as Mao Tuan Xiao Jian Jian. It's not an official chapter, the artist only posted it on her Twitter & Poipiku accounts. Translations are allowed.
Context: Second part of the series "[Manhua] Incense Burner 2"; so, maybe better to start with the first part 😉.Series
- Part 2 of [MANHUA] Incense Burner 2
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15 May 2026
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A post-canon Hannigram fix-it fic.
Fan videos here and here
Animations here
Fanart masterpost here
Podfics here, here and here
Fan playlist here
Translations in Deutsch | 中文 | Ελληνικά | Magyar | ไทย | Русский | Polski | Cymraeg | Español | УкраїнськаSeries
- Part 1 of Love Crime Series
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23 Apr 2026
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A carved puzzle, left to rattle in a bag, may solve itself. Another version of what happened upon the return of Legolas and Gimli to Fangorn.
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05 Mar 2026
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Wei Laoshi, Poonslayer by FeelsForBreakfast for babybeets
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Oct 2022
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Lan Wangji comes to two conclusions, almost simultaneously. The first, is that Nie Huaisang is messing with Wei Ying. The second, is that Wei Ying has never had sex in his life.
Or: Lan Wangji goes to Yunmeng, realizes that Wei Ying is a virgin, and takes decisive action.
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17 Aug 2024
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From All the Spaces Between Times by elrhiarhodan
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
11 Jun 2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi has never known it, but he has always been the Force’s Champion, destined to suffer infinite sadness in defense of the Light. On his last turn on the wheel, responsibility for The Chosen One, the false child of prophecy, had been thrust upon him with no warning, and Darkness held the upper hand.
But this time, the Force has marshaled its power and will protect its Champion until the time is right, no matter how long Obi-Wan has to wait and how much he has to suffer.
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Obi-Wan is reborn as a twelve-year old.
He wakes up on a slavers’ ship, with all of his prior life’s memories intact, and he’s bound for Tatooine with a Force-inhibitor collar around his neck, a bomb implanted in his spine, and no way of knowing what state the Galaxy is in.
Just another day in the life of the Force’s Champion.
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15 May 2024