Confuzled_Matty
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“I’m Retired!!” “Not Anymore!” by Confuzled_Matty
Fandoms: Welcome Home - Clown Illustration, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
23 Aug 2024
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Basically, once upon a time, Wally and Splinter were Pompadour Pals, so Wally calls Splinter to audition for Welcome Home and Splinter brings his turtle children.
Crossover between frillsand’s Welcome Home Actor! AU and ROTTMNT
Welcome Home Actor! AU by @frillsand on TikTok/Tumblr (NOT MY AU!!!)
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Everybody Dies. Enjoy. by Confuzled_Matty
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
24 Apr 2024
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I was scrolling through the Rise Angst I have saved on TikTok and thought “what if the Krang Spike actually killed Raph?” And it spiraled from there.
Please for the love of fuck read the tags
TW: graphic explicit character death, mentioned canon-typical panic attack, mentioned vomiting, decapitation, disintegration
Lemme know if there’s any that I missed!
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Supplemental: Investigation Into Martin Blackwood, Conducted From Outside (And Then Inside) His Home by scythematters
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Feb 2026
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“What do you want?” Jon demanded again. Was it really so much to ask, that he could simply understand? Was it? “What are you doing here, talking to me? What do you want from me, Martin?”
He almost shouted the last part, making Martin flinch slightly and raise his hands in defence.
“Jesus, Jon! You want to know? Honestly? Fine. Here’s what I want, right now, in this moment. I want to fucking pick you up and carry you into my flat and tie you up with rope so that you can just bloody rest for a few hours. I’ve got rope, did you know that? Yeah. It’s not because I’m evil, though. It’s because sometimes I just like to tie people up. You know, as a sex thing. Or not a sex thing, that’s cool too. I’d tie you up, Jon, and I’d feed you good food, and I’d make you lie down and sleep for a whole night, and then maybe you’d wake up and you’d be able to bloody think straight!”
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Or, Jon decides he might as well let Martin tie him up. It turns out a lot nicer than he’s expecting.
Series
- Part 15 of kinkuary 2026
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Be still my heart by MagicalGhost96 for cloverdose
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Feb 2026
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Contrary to what many may think, Valentine's day was a big holiday in his family. Besides weddings and funerals it was the only other celebration that they implemented. Not that as a child he got to understand what the purpose of it was, he only saw the consequences of relatives looking more morose and the house being colder than what he could remember.
His siblings always stayed away when the adults had their dinners and Peter generally speaking was of the same idea, however, once he was a bit older and he was introduced to the concept of their patron, he took on watching those cold lifeless dinners with rapt interest.
He wouldn't really see the way it was normally celebrated until he was out for college.
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Too-Clean Sheets by sieveyourtea for BuriedInTheArchives
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Feb 2026
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It wasn't intentional.
It never is.
Peter leaves. Elias watches him go and the ache that lingers in that growing distance settles first like smoke.
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There are Tales that Martin Told by Teniralc2 for Dandelion_bb
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
09 Mar 2026
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Jon's never been terribly comfortable with loose threads, and ever since he learned Martin's fanfiction history included self-insert stories featuring him (well, an exagerrated, incredibly violent, theatrical, steampunk pirate version of him), he's been rather... distracted. Since they are in town already, Jon decides a little detour to the library is in order.
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To Martin's horror and Jon's euphoric joy, it has come to light that, in his younger years, Martin used to write self-insert fanfiction about one of the characters from the obscure band The Mechanisms. This character happend to be Jon's stage persona, First Mate Jonny d'Ville. Martin would like to pretend this revelation never happened. Jon cannot rest until he has found these fanfictions...
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This fic has pulled me back in a couple of times after I thought it ended. The original planned story takes place from chapters 1-6. Then 7 is an epilogue based on a comment from a reader. 8-11 are a later addition, and could be read as a second piece.
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The Dragon's Hoard (Art Collection: Dragon AU) by HemiDemi
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Mar 2026
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A collection of art pieces for the series The Dragon's Keeper.
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- Part 5 of Art and Comics
- Part 9 of The Dragon's Keeper