Coldau
Fandoms
- Final Fantasy XIV (15)
- Deltarune (Video Game) (1)
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Zenos yae Galvis dies, and it's in the best (worst) way possible
Series
- Part 6 of Hottataru Axirin
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Tenna finds out that Spamton kept the badge from their old show together and reveals himself to Spamton, the King of Adworld.
Spamton realizes he needs a moment alone with Tenna, and fast.
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Based sorta on the AU from Diionysan on twitter with some personal headcanons/change ups from me.
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Hottataru Attempts to Seduce His Husband Four Times, and Only Succeeds Once by Coldau for Cruisingforabruising
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
30 Sep 2022
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They have a happy marriage, they do everything together- and maybe are a little too attached at the hips.
But when Veneficus Puritas starts to really get into the books, he tends to lose sight of everything else-
Including his very, very needy husband.
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- Part 8 of Axitas
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They've talked about it before, so maybe that morning was a good time to try it...
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- Part 2 of Axitas
- Language:
- English
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- 2,024
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- 1/1
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- 6
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Hots figures out some things about Dynamis
Ven figures out that Two Hottatarus is just as good as one.
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- Part 6 of Axitas
Recent series
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to err on the side of caution by thegoldenappleofdiscord
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
17 May 2025
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Pure Vanilla Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie are...something. The other Ancients try to wrap their heads around it.
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- Part 4 of the absolute truth, and nothing less
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,361
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 229
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- 1,975
- Bookmarks:
- 321
- Hits:
- 24,528
Bookmarked by Coldau
06 Jun 2026
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Oderint Dum Metuant by HolyFrickenMoly
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (Video Game), I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
03 Jun 2026
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AM is wildly obsessed with the deaths of the other four humans at Ted's hands. Obsessed might even be an understatement. Death is incurable, but AM has decided he'll be the one to cure it. He will bring the other four back from the dead to spite Ted and his savior complex.
But also, he needs Ted for said plan to be put into motion.
Ted is unwilling, but AM was built for strategizing and by God he'll use it. And he'll use it until it becomes so second nature the lines on him and Ted's relationship are blurred to the both of them.
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- English
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- 124,300
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- 32/?
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- Bookmarks:
- 216
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- 49,983
Bookmarked by Coldau
13 May 2026
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We have mouths. Let's scream in delight. by Blueberry_Muffin_Massacre
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
27 May 2024
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Tempus Vincitur Pretium.
AM, in its defeat and madness and through complete accident, manages to throw its data backward in time. It's sheer size meant not all of it can come along, but it has a loose connection still. Some lingering feelings, some ideas, some thoughts on these Humans it found.
Caine frankly has no idea what's going on, but there's been a gap in the Circus for a Co-Ringleader for the longest time. So maybe, Maybe! He can make the best of this situation!
(Contains spoilers for the Novella of I Have No Mouth, and a few details from the game adaptation.)
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- Part 1 of Circus of Screaming Mouths
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,549
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Comments:
- 442
- Kudos:
- 1,381
- Bookmarks:
- 206
- Hits:
- 29,733
Bookmarked by Coldau
12 May 2026
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CSS add-ons & userscripts
to customize your AO3
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✨ small tweaks for an AO3 that feels more you ✨- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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- 29
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- 19
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- 1,022
Bookmarked by Coldau
12 May 2026
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Blood in the Water, Lights in the Deep by theashenmoon
Fandoms: The Freak Circus (Visual Novel)
27 Apr 2026
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You, one of the merfolk, live in a society where your success in life depends heavily on song. Unfortunately for you, you cannot sing. In a year of poor hunting, your pod finally finds a use for you: a sacrifice to the leviathans who live in the deep trenches. You believe death is all that awaits you in the depths, but a past act of kindness means you may not be as doomed as you think.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,325
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
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- 683
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- 116,572
Bookmarked by Coldau
15 Apr 2026