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For Brambles Choke the Untrodden Path by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 May 2026
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Seven towns, seven noticeboards in one of the most underserved and monster-infested regions on the continent, and not a single damn contract to be seen. Every alderman had the same response. Some asshole breezed through right before Lambert, taking every damn contract for himself. With the harvest season drawing to a close, there should have been a bounty of monsters to slay to get him through the winter. Instead, the townsfolk eyed him warily, unsubtly urging him to pass through rather than rest under a real roof for once. Not that he had the coin to spare.
Underneath the heavy scent of rain and mud, he caught the barest whiff of wood smoke.
The hunt was on.AKA: Lambert and Aiden's first meeting, their even-more-disastrous second meeting, and what comes after ;) Oh, and a magic cat. Wait, what?
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You've Got to Be Kitten Me! by Cobbiest
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Feb 2026
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Shouta and Hitoshi sat in companionable silence as the kettle boiled on the stove, trying and failing to shake off the dregs of their long night.
Hitoshi stared listlessly at his art history essay. In place of a staple, the pages were held together with a holographic unicorn sticker. He slid the packet into his backpack before flopping backwards in his chair, shading his eyes with his arm. Shouta opened his mouth to reprimand him about leaning his chair on two legs, but opted to rest his head on his arms instead.
Just for a moment.
Just until the kettle boils…
Little did either of them know, they had forgotten to light the stovetop.
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AKA Aizawa gets a late start to an otherwise normal day. Why is everyone looking at him like that? Does he have something on his face? -
Curry by Cobbiest
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Aug 2025
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Though he would never tell them, Shouta enjoyed spending the evenings before patrol watching over his students. With unfortunate regularity, he had to put a stop to fights, elaborate pranks, and crimes against cookware, but just seeing them be kids soothed a part of him often left unsettled.
“Oi! Did you just put that pot down on the cutting board? Does cross-contamination mean nothing to you, Raccoon Eyes!?”
He continued to let them think he only tolerated their antics, because some nights his patience wore thin.
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Or, After a long day, Aizawa is dead on his feet. His hellions accidentally make it worse, then they make it better.
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Old Maid by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Sep 2024
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Geralt would probably prefer he went to bed and left him to his hunting. Jaskier would prefer it as well. But he also preferred to sleep knowing his witcher was safe at his side. He would get no rest at all if he was fretting over the possibility of finding him unconscious under a pile of rubble knocked loose by the griffon he was sent to hunt. Or half-frozen and septic in some swamp after being ambushed by a particularly nasty water hag. Or tied to a tree in his skivvies by a jilted succubus. Or…
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Or, Geralt went out on a contract and didn't make it back by the time the tavern closed. It's up to Jaskier to find out where his dear witcher went. Shenanigans ensue.
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The Unprecedented Implications of Practical Arcane Experimentation by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
04 Aug 2024
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A fine dusting of chalk and charcoal coated his hands and chest from countless attempts to correct his blasted diagrams, a layer of grime and dried sweat sitting heavily on his skin. He ran shaking fingers over the bead of force hidden amongst his earrings and the nightshade capsule sewn into his shirt collar. The elven chain shirt sandwiched between his outer and undershirt rattled softly as he moved.
Resigning himself to another restless night, he stared up at the deep maroon canopy overhead.Essek dreamt of the Nein.
AKA Essek tugs on the strings of fate a little too hard and gives both himself and the Nein a bit of perspective as a result.
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Fics taking place in the Point Blank continuity, in no particular order.
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Shinsou's Sleepless Nights by Cobbiest
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jan 2019
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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Grace is not always met with Kindness by Ghost_Guard_13
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
16 May 2026
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She's been staring at the footage for over an hour today, the chase playing on a loop as it had in the days since it happened, Grace's bright yellow jacket a beacon in the blurs of gray buildings, black coats, and dull green grass. She stares at it for so long that it becomes the only thing she sees in her dreams anymore.
PHM_GRACE_RYLAND_9.13.23
She meant to delete it. She meant to put it behind her and focus on the mission, focus on the Astrophage, focus on putting her betrayal so far back in her mind that she could continue living with her choices.
The videos are archived onto the Hail Mary instead.
Eva Stratt will never know.
OR Stratt uploaded the cctv footage of Grace running for his life and Simon finds it, forcing Grace to face that dark spot in his memory
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01 Jun 2026
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the full force of a dying star by rbt_lvr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 May 2026
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The day Ryland Grace proves the Carl Hypothesis and discovers how to breed Astrophage, a probe is spotted in the outer regions of the solar system. When it's recovered, the words TO SOLVE ASTROPHAGE PROBLEM are found written on the outside, and below that is written in slightly smaller text, Deliver to Ryland Grace.
Grace, unfortunately, has no idea what's going on.
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28 May 2026
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On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.
Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.
Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.
This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.
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28 May 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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