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It’s a sad day at the academy when their teacher tells them that the class clown, Naruto, died in an accident last night. Sakura should be sad, or maybe a little distressed. Well, she’s a lot distressed. Not because Naruto is dead. No, she’s distressed because she woke up this morning with Naruto’s voice in her head panicking and telling her that he was attacked last night. Now he’s cussing out the teacher in her head because 'it wasn’t an accident! I was attacked, you lying bastard!' while Inner tries to calm him down.
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21 Mar 2026
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In The End, She Appears by cuddliestcactus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
16 Jun 2025
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"You a screamer, Lewis?" Clint tried to leer at her, but it came off a little more drunk puppy than Rico Suave.
"Trust me, no one likes it when I scream."
Darcy wished she was kidding.
Or the one where Darcy's a banshee
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14 Feb 2026
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Get Out of Dodge by thatdamnuchiha
Fandoms: Naruto, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Sep 2025
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get out of Dodge – (US, idiomatic) To leave, especially to leave a difficult or dangerous environment with all possible haste.
In which Haruno Sakura is ready to die to escape her captors, and she does.
Then she wakes up in a body which isn’t hers, and is left to deal with the aftermath of the previous tenant’s actions, her own torture at the hands of her captors and all the unseen scars they’ve left upon her, as well as figuring out what exactly she wants to do with this apparent second life she has been granted.
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- Part 24 of In the Company of Elves
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18 Dec 2025
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No, seriously, you need to read part one
While the Valar were figuring out how to read a calendar, Freya did the math. She got to review the homework before taking the test this time, which was nice, but that made the most likely endgame obvious. She knew from the second she offered to do it that reverse fetch-questing an evil ring was going to be rough. She was trying anyway. Because she was very, very stupid.
She expected to pay a high price for the chance to stay.
She didn’t expect there to be an extra cost at the end.
Or for them to both pay it.
Or to be asked for more.Series
- Part 2 of SofA
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15 Dec 2025
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Welding a Porcelain Shield by Black_Birb
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
31 Oct 2022
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A young woman’s journey through Middle Earth, clinging to her sanity and sometimes her life.
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10 Dec 2025