CluelessMoose
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Honestly, the avalanche wasn't even the worst of it, and doesn't that just say everything about how Four's day is going.
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- Part 20 of The Many Follies of Mortal Existence
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In which there's far too much water.
And far too little.
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- Part 19 of The Many Follies of Mortal Existence
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Wind was promised questions, dammit, and he's going to hold Wild to that.
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- Part 3 of Follow the Lights Verse
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Take a Number, Any Number by CluelessMoose
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
28 Dec 2023
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Four gets sniggity snatched. There are… many downsides to being so small.
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- Part 11 of The Many Follies of Mortal Existence
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They know that Hyrule is exhausted by healing, so they keep it to a minimum. What they don’t know is what, exactly, the Life spell entails, nor how long, exactly, it takes their Traveler to recover from using it on another.
Spoiler: Longer than they realized, and with so much more on the line than they knew.
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- Part 3 of The Many Follies of Mortal Existence
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The Many Follies of Mortal Existence by CluelessMoose
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
07 Sep 2024
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The greatly varied array of ways in which the Chain gets run through the wringer. They're each in their own universe and unconnected unless otherwise stated.
And shut up, yes I’m posting these separately so if I wish I can choose to go back and add a comfort/fix-it second chapter or bonus, because God forbid I ever just finish a fic and leave it alone after that.
That’s not a promise to add a second chapter, it’s a t h r e a t
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Merhaps THIS Will Tickle Your Fancy by CluelessMoose
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
31 Aug 2023
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Follow the Lights Verse by CluelessMoose
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
11 Mar 2024
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the worlds not perfect (but its not that bad) by shutupkayle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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In which 12 year old Tim Drake keeps bribing (blackmailing) goons into kidnapping him until he gets rescued by his hero, Nightwing. Unfortunately for him, Batman and Robin (the second one, not Dick Grayson) keeps showing up instead and they seem to be weirdly concerned with his personal life
or, Tim Drake has never been normal about his interests a single day of his life, and unfortunately for the Bats, thats them now.
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22 Jun 2026
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Timothy Jackson Drake's Guide to Unwanted Interdimensional Travel.
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OR: It's just Tim's luck. Ever since The Incident approximately seven months ago, he's been bouncing between interdimensional universes like a badly programmed pinball and all he wants to do is get home. But if help was coming, wouldn't it have shown up by now?
With no rescue on the horizon or back-up watching his six, this is one mission Tim's going to have to solo.
Wait. Is that a dragon?
... and doesn't this scrawny kid look sort of Sibling Shaped™️ to you?
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19 Jun 2026
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i never thought i'd need so many people by rocketman6602
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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The clock in the corner ticks, the goldfish tank hums, and the smell of mildew sinks into Tim's sinuses. Everything swirls in his mind in a never ending loop. Phantom screams, the glow of fire, last words left unsaid. They’re gone. He doesn’t have cousins or aunts or uncles or grandparents or even close family friends. It’s just Tim now.
A few years back, he created Edward Drake. Just a fake ID, a papertrail, and social media profiles. His dad’s supposed brother, conceived through an affair and kept a secret from the rest of the family until he reconnected with Jack Drake recently.
Uncle Eddie was never meant to be a physical person. But with a few tweaks, all he needs is a face.
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Or: following the death of his parents, Tim hires an actor to pretend to be his uncle so he can avoid foster care. But how long can the web of lies stand underneath the scrutiny of the Waynes?
Featuring: gymnastics, a gang war, and brotherhood.
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- Part 1 of oh no, love, you're not alone
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19 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd is really good at his job. He's not so good at... well... being good.
Instead of surviving on the streets, Jason finds himself trafficked to Two-Face's gang, where his small size and breaking and entering skills keep him valuable. Three years later, with all his escape attempts frustrated and his future looking bleak, Jason is hand-picked for a suicide mission into Cadmus. Jason could maybe figure out a way out if it were just him. Maybe. But now Batman is shot and cuffed in his cell, and things just got much more complicated.
TLDR: Jason Todd is a twelve-year-old criminal genius, which leads to him getting adopted last of the Wayne brood.
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17 Jun 2026
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Birdwatching by Asidian
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
17 Jun 2026
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He spots the robin on a tree branch maybe thirty feet away, and Tim, grinning, goes to adjust the settings on the binoculars.
It's exactly then that he realizes what's behind the bird.
Because from here, on the third story and at just this angle, there's no treeline to block his view. Behind the little robin singing on its branch, he can see the Wayne family manor, clear as anything, close enough that it almost feels like he could reach out and touch it. One of the windows on the downstairs floor is open, and it's draped with light curtains that float softly in the breeze. A moment later, a different sort of Robin bounds into view, sans mask, grin wide and bright.
Tim flinches back as though burned.
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Bookmarked by CluelessMoose
13 Jun 2026