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    Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.

    A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.

    It was supposed to be a joke.
    It’s getting harder to remember that.
    (He didn't think either of them wanted to.)

    "I think I'm in love. Marry me."

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    "Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"

    Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    After his fated battle with All for One, All Might is left with a brand new child- congratulations, It's a boy!

    All Might's going to learn to come to terms with raising a child and learning how to live for both himself and Izuku- a difficult feat considering he's lived his life solely for others. Little did he know this boy would end up giving him the thing he's always craved- family.

    And Izuku? Well, he's just going to have to learn what it means to be surrounded by love and safety. All Might being there is a great bonus, but they both have a lot of trauma to unpack that can't be punched away; sometimes you just have to talk it out.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    In an attempt to better understand her cryptic hotelier, Charlie makes the poor decision to strike up conversation with Alastor over breakfast. She never expected him to take her up on the offer or to share some of his past as a human.

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    07 Mar 2024

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    “Wouldn’t mind seeing this Midoriya for myself,” Shōta presses on undeterred.

    “Yes,” Sansa hisses triumphantly.

    “You planned this, you traitor,” Tsukauchi rounds on Sansa for a split second before he turns back towards Shōta, face carved from resolute stone. “And as for you meeting Midoriya? Absolutely not. I forbid it. He’s a menace with a RAP sheet longer than you are tall and you’re also a menace who enjoys chaos more than you’ll ever admit outright. The two of you meeting has Bad Idea™ written all over it in lights. Mainly for me.”

    Shōta just stares at him, deeply unimpressed.

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    26 Feb 2024

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    Koty Malfoy (used to be Harry Potter) is getting settled into his new life as the younger son of Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. And he's loving it! With his new family comes happiness, pureblood culture, fascinating new faces and mysteries. How will Koty fare when one of those mysteries falls into the hands of James Potter and inadvertently, Jamie?

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    23 Dec 2023