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He might have almost anyone, Charles once said, wiggling his eyebrows towards a group of giggling girls, after they had one too many butterbeers, and he was not drunk (getting drunk on butterbeer seems just as easy as getting tired on resting), but more like high on sugar. But the problem is, he doesn’t want just anyone. He wants to click. He wants to feel the butterflies, and the heat, and all those things people talk about. And he’s even kissed people: multiple people, multiple times. But in the end it’s all in vain, and he’s here, and his friends are happy with their fantasies about their futures with women they love, and he’s just Lando.
or: sixth-year Gryffingor Lando Norris is yet to find out butterflies are just a nice bonus.
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If this letter has found you, that means you can still save the universe from its imminent end. But you need to rush.
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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01 Jun 2026
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Have You Ever Tasted Brake Fluid? by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
16 Apr 2025
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In a world where everyone has their soulmate’s first words to them tattooed on their skin, Oscar Piastri grows up hoping for something poetic — only to find “Have you ever tasted brake fluid?” inked under his collarbone.
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Lando flies to Vancouver to film a North Shore special — great content, terrible idea. One rainy Fromme ladder bridge later, he’s got a cracked helmet, a taco’d wheel, and the kind of bone-deep fear that turns every trail into a highlight reel of what could go wrong.
Enter Drop Bear Cycles: part bike shop, part chaos temple. Logan wants crash clips, Daniel wants engagement metrics, Mark wants him not to die on their warranty. Oscar, the mechanic with the steady hands and steadier lines, just wants Lando to look where he wants to go.
What starts as “local mechanic helps visiting YouTuber” turns into something else: night rides under headlamps, new mental files taped over old crash memories, a group chat that won’t shut up, and a feelings problem neither of them planned on.
There’s only one problem: the tour never stops, and Lando’s life is built on flights and upload schedules while Oscar’s is rooted in one rain-soaked city that’s finally starting to feel like home.
Or: Lando comes to the Shore for content and leaves with a bike-shop family, a new favourite trail, and a boy who teaches him how to choose a line — a story about impact, timing, and the shape of the lines we take.
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- Part 2 of Taller in Another Dimension
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Lando Norris used to be the guy you lost yourself to at 3 a.m. in a club: DJ, producer, professional burnout in progress. Then the crash, the rehab, the very nearly not-making-it.
Now he lives above a wildlife hospital on the Cornish coast, making coffee for exhausted vets and writing quiet, bird-soaked tracks no one’s supposed to hear. It’s small, and disciplined, and safe. Mostly.
Oscar Piastri is the vet who signed off on admitting him as “not technically avian” and never quite recovered from it. He likes order, risk assessments, and patients who can’t sneak off to sit on sea walls and flirt with catastrophic decisions. Unfortunately, he also likes Lando.
When a BBC documentary and live show — Tidal Line Live: Sea & Sanctuary — offers Lando a way back onto a stage, everyone has an opinion. Trustees see headlines. Old managers smell money. Lando feels the old hunger in his bones. Oscar feels sick.
This is a story about what comes after the crisis: about recovery as a practice, about found family in a small hospital full of broken birds, and about two people learning how to stay — with themselves, and with each other.
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- Part 3 of Taller in Another Dimension