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Eight hours until the beginning of the end.
Barry knows how Hal is in relationships. Once the honeymoon phase has worn thin, Hal’s insecurities surface and systematically sabotage his chance at happiness. This time, the happiness he’s sabotaging is with Barry.
Barry has been struggling to find a solution to save their otherwise doomed romance. Now that the warnings he’s been watching for have arrived, it’s a race against the clock, one Barry’s not sure he can win even without the complication of an unknown alien lifeform aboard.
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It's a conference week, and all Shelby wants is for things to run smoothly. And sure, maybe she clocked the brunette in the leather jacket as an issue the moment he swaggered through the sliding glass doors, but between his manager and her hotel’s rules, a few characters won’t derail the entire week.
But there’s something off about this company…
Or: The Justice League do a corporate team building retreat in a venue very much not informed of their particular guests.
Takes place after Five Times Hal Complains Chapter 3: Off Brand. No knowledge of that story is necessary, beyond that it’s pretty silly and that Hal's got it bad but hasn't managed to do anything about it yet.
For Halbarry Week 2025 Day 1: Day Job/Night Life; Outsider POV
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- Part 3 of Whining and Dining
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Hal’s been through a lot, and left almost as much behind. He’d much rather the past stay in the past, but as usual, the universe has other ideas.
Something magical’s taken an interest in Helen. Hal's not letting anything happen to his niece, not when they're finally building a relationship under normal circumstances and without the specter of death hanging over them. So he's bringing in Barry, despite things between them being, well…Not the best conditions for a family holiday mall visit.
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Hal and Barry are going steady. “Steady” is a little slower than Hal’s used to, but Hal's content to follow Barry’s pace.
Hal’s libido hasn’t quite gotten the memo, but so what? They’re doing their taxes. What’s less sexy than that?For Halbarry Week 2024 Day 1: Hero/Civilian and Day 2: “I always forget how powerful you are when you cut loose.”
Reading the rest of the series isn’t necessary, unless you want all the deep Monopoly lore.
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- Part 3 of Boring Halbarry
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Hal is fantastic at Valentine’s Day. After all, it’s the perfect holiday for him: a single day for all the biggest, most romantic grand gestures, full of the bombast and excess where he thrives.
But he has no idea how to deal with this .Or: A supervillain plot turns Hal and Barry’s Valentine’s Day into a bit of a mess, and how they salvage it
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- Part 3 of Established Halbarry
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Established Halbarry by ChocolateTeapots
Fandom DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types
15 Feb 2024
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Loosely connected oneshots about Barry Allen and Hal Jordan as a couple
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12 Jan 2022
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How to Override the Archive's Automated Chapter Headers by C Ryan Smith (AiedailEclipsed)
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25 Nov 2018
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to override the Archive's automated chapter heading system and define your own (eg remove "Chapter 1: Chapter Title" and insert "Act 1, Verse 1" instead).
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19 Jun 2021
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Red & Green by orphan_account
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)
21 Dec 2015
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Barry just wants to brood in peace — Hal won't let him. Christmas fic.
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28 Sep 2020
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Where a routine mission goes horribly wrong, and Barry is very, very cold.
Bookmarked by ChocolateTeapots
27 Sep 2020
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The Sex Pollen, Aphrodisiacs, Etcetera Pre-Negotiated Consent Form by sirenseven
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
20 Jun 2020
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Being Batman means ensuring the League is prepared for everything, including sex pollen consent issues. Somehow, Bruce believed he could cover this with an awkward but short briefing.
He has regrets now.
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28 Sep 2020