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“It’s not a real kid, Chase.”
Chase is technically underage, he’s a year away from being able to drink but the bartender didn’t bother to check his ID. Chase has always looked a little older than he was, it works in his favor now.
Nobody at a hero bar like this would assume he was so young.
“How the fuck do you think that?” Chase asks, spits. His hands still shake with the memory of it. The beer in his hand shakes with the tremors of his hands. “How the fuck do you do it?”
Mechaman sighs, deep, disappointed. He leans back, taking his whiskey with him.
The rest of the Brave Brigade was downstairs, drinking in victory, dancing with the other heroes, celebrating.
“It’s the Astral Pulse.”
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01 Jun 2026
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“Here you go, son.” Chase holds out one of Beef’s little soccer balls. “Why don’t you go take Beef to play somewhere waterproof, and bring him back when you're done.”
“I can…I’m…” He looks at Robert. “Is that okay?”
“Of course.” Robert nods as he crouches to put Beef back on the ground, watching Waterboy slowly walk away with the dog following loyally at his feet.
“Is it just me, or is he raining more than usual?” Chase leans on the cubicle wall.
“I wanted to get him to open up.” Robert snaps.
“Kid was on his way to a panic attack.” He picks up a small scanner. “Go find him once Beef’s worked his magic.”
Robert looks at the scanner, and then at Chase. “You put a GPS tracker on my dog.”
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01 Jun 2026
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“Bob-Bob, we have a problem.”
Robert adjusted his reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and clicked immediately through to the 1-to-1 window on his Dispatch screen, ready and on hand. “I’m on deck. What’s happening, Bae?”
“Well, there’s really no easy way to say this, but… I’m irresistible.”
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In combat, Flambae gets hit by a spell that makes everyone fall in love with him. Luckily, one specific person seems to be immune.
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- Part 3 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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28 May 2026
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Sonar was born blind, but because he can "see" with his echolocation, he makes the mistake of not telling anyone.
That decision comes back to bite him in the ass when, during a call gone wrong, he temporarily loses his hearing and can no longer hear his echolocation.
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Sonar's eyes keep throwing me off, so I made him blind, lol (like seriously, bro's got no pupils, he LOOKS blind)
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28 May 2026
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"Shit, Mecha Dick, I leave you alone in my body for five minutes and you already broke it?"
Some number of months after defeating Shroud and the Red Ring, Robert and Chad have finally found their footing with one another. But disaster is Robert's middle name (or should have been, if he'd had one), and there's always something waiting around the next corner for him.
What should have been a simple mission for the two of them to capture a rowdy teenager, ends in Chad and Robert swapping bodies. This could be a fun learning experience, or it could be just another entry in a long series of disasters for the two of them. Time will tell.
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27 May 2026