ChewMeUpSpitMeOut



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    “U-Uhm, hello? Some–is anyone there?”

    Robert pauses just in the doorway out of the kitchen, frowning. What the hell was Waterboy doing calling in? Everyone was dismissed hours ago.

    Robert clicks the little button on the headset. “Waterboy? What’s up?”

    Only then does he start slowly making his way back to his desk. The lights are all off, save for the lamp at the corner of his desk, and the warm, dim glow does nothing to help his exhaustion. “W–uh. Hey! Robert, yes–yeah. So I’m just. Well, I-I have a sort of, you know, situation.”

     

    OR Robert's trying to finish up some late-night assignments. Waterboy is a disaster. It works out for them.

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    Robert receives a distress call on the dispatch line that has him driving across the city late at night. He finds out something about Herman that permanently alters the parameters of their work relationship.

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    A deep dive into the psychological balm of BDSM.

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    “Um.”

     

    Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”

     

    “You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain. 

     

    OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?

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    Charlie and Pim partake in a cum bet and Pim loses badly. Hilarity(smut) ensues.

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  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Pim doesn't watch porn, so Charlie makes him give it a try.

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    Pim and Charlie watch porn together. Things escalate.

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    29 Dec 2025