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[Podfic] The Best Laid Plans of a Legitimate Businessman by Charliegolightly for Halberdier
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth - Fandom, Midnight Crew - Fandom
04 Jun 2026
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A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN -- ACT II
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So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felton Family Crime Syndicate. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist.Podfic of The Best Laid Plans of a Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier.
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- Part 2 of Legitimate Businessman Podfic
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[Podfic] The Opening Act of a Legitimate Businessman - Remastered by Charliegolightly for Halberdier
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), MS Paint Adventures
11 May 2026
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A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN -- ACT I
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Patrick Sloan, a problem sleuth of the "highest" caliber, and his associates "Ace" Dick Dunn and Peter Inesco attempt to hire the infamous gang of ne'er-do-wells known as The Midnight Crew to help them crack a case that has had him puzzled for some time now.Podfic of The Opening Act of a Legitimate Businessman - Remastered by Halberdier.
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- Part 1 of Legitimate Businessman Podfic
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John is studying abroad in Japan when he happens upon a mysterious young lady. His sense of self-preservation could use some work.
Written for the Monsterstuck Scratched competition for the Homestuck Fanauthor Coalition.
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Sleepin' with the Fishes by Charliegolightly for IchthyOccult, Kraiva
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
10 Jan 2026
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“Shh, shh,” John teased, his tentacles curling up around the shark's body further, wrapping him snugly, and careful to keep him belly-up and relaxed. “Enough of that now, little one. Know you are beaten.”
“I'm—” the mer sputtered, indignant anger coloring splotchy red up along his neck and cheeks, his finned ears fluttering in rage. “I'm a fucking Adult, you smug piece of shit!”
John felt him struggle a bit more in his arms, something he should most certainly not be able to do so soon, and so he tightened his limbs around him. They were too out in the open here, it gave too much opportunity for his prey to get away or maneuver around on him for another attack. Then something else could also come along and snatch him away from John. That just wouldn't do.
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A new Multi-chapter MerMay Malevolent fic!
With many thanks to my betta-reader Fish, for continuous enabling and many lovely marine biology facts!
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Parker burped; he was never gonna be able to eat a baked bean sandwich again, though he didn’t regret eating thirteen of them. The question was what he was going to do now about Arthur.
Podfic of Thirteen Sandwiches by Trin (ssjtrinity).
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Legitimate Businessman Podfic by Charliegolightly
Fandom Homestuck, Midnight Crew - Fandom, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Problem Sleuth - Fandom
04 Jun 2026
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[Podfic] Cloud City by Charliegolightly
Fandom Cloud City (Malevolent Fanfic), Malevolent (Podcast)
02 Jan 2025
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Corrupted Podfic by Charliegolightly
Fandom Malevolent (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Mar 2024
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and i think to myself (what a wonderful world) by oncewewerezombies for ToSeeStars
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
01 Aug 2019
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Droog needs to relax. Hearts makes him.
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Bookmarked by Charliegolightly
05 Jun 2026
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Gotham City has always struggled for its peace. Now, after years of Batman and his family defending their home, they discover a trail of buried truths and dangerous secrets so deeply woven into the foundations of Gotham, that finding justice threatens to bury them all.
Bookmarked by Charliegolightly
04 Jun 2026
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Rose Lalonde sends out a post saying that she is a psychiatrist interested in forming a online support group for sexual abuse survivors as part of her research. Nineteen people respond.
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Bookmarked by Charliegolightly
24 Jan 2026
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Since the moment she was spawned, the being that Lilith called ‘father’ was a stranger. He was distant, cold as the glaciers of Kadath and with a laugh sharper than broken glass, and their brief interactions had made it very clear that all he desired of Lilith was for her to get out of his way.
That was then. Now, Shub-Niggurath has vanished, leaving everyone with questions they want answers to. The being Lilith called ‘father’ is the only person in existence who might have an idea what happened, but is stuck searching for answers as well.
The being that Lilith called ‘father’ set his path to discover what happened—and Lilith, for better or for worse, is along for the ride.
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Bookmarked by Charliegolightly
07 Jan 2026
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Name’s Parker Yang, and I hunt monsters.
How’s not important. What matters is there’s one who I can’t beat: the Butcher, Dennis Collins, serial killer. Well, I figured out one way to get close. I hired his partner, Arthur Lester, private eye, to find my missing younger brother.
The plan seems like it’s working great, but it’s got some snags. Luke wasn’t kidnapped this morning, but two years ago by the King in Yellow, and Arthur’s too smart to miss the discrepancy. It don’t help that Arthur’s got some damage from the King over tragedy with his kid. In fact, the King’s all over hell, because my vigilante partner, Charlie, is real fucked up from his time with the King, too.
Look, I just want to save my city. But now there’s a researcher digging in old cult ruins and waking monsters, some goddess named Lilith and her priest Oscar who know way too damn much, and to top it off, I’m falling for Arthur. Hard.
That ain’t a safe thing to do.
We’re all lying. We’re all keeping secrets. And I got a bad feeling that one stray spark’s all it’ll take to light it all on fire.
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Bookmarked by Charliegolightly
07 Jan 2026