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    With the bitter reminder that he was just a man and, by consequence, very much weak to Dick Grayson's existence, Jason was also reminded of the fact that he had, indeed, a spank bank of memories about his supposed-to-be older brother.

    And now he had a Nightwing-themed fleshlight in his hands, with an ad that promoted the tool to be "just as tight and soft as the real thing". How did the people making this toy know that? Jason didn't want to know; he was fairly sure that his brother hadn't gone through a whole process of making a fleshlight of his own ass, so maybe people were just attracted by the thought of it being true.

    Either way, there was a big issue now: he had a Nightwing-themed sex toy in his house, and he didn't want to give it to any of Dick's friends because what if they actually enjoyed it? What if they managed to actually get closer to Dick enough that they could fuck him?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".

    Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.

     

    Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.

     

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    Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Tim is prepared to take the steps necessary to ensure that Bruce will not feel obligated to adopt Tim when a comatose Jack Drake inevitably dies. But what could be better than preventing Bruce from ending up with a son he doesn't want? Bringing back the one he does.

    Jason agrees to the Replacement's stupid, stupid plan to invite some strange adult man he's never met to come live with him, if only to keep the idiot alive long enough for him to serve his purpose in the Great Red Hood Revenge Scheme.

    Might this new roommate situation have an impact on either of their worldviews? Surely not...

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    29 May 2026

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    Prompt courtesy of Stealingyourbones on tumblr: Jason gets his neck sliced by Bruce’s batarang. It irreversibly damaged his vocal cords.

    Pros: He can still use ghost speak

    Cons: None of his family knows ghost speak (as it’s sounds aren’t for living men to understand)

    Thankfully Jason meets Danny Fenton who not only understands ghost speak but can teach him how to live again after his accident.

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    29 May 2026

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    The standalone stories I've written for my biggest supporters, oldest to newest.

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    28 May 2026