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    “As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”

    (A System AI character study.)

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Xavier is trying to go up the corporate ladder. That means long meetings, projects with approaching deadlines, and a lot of overtime. He isn't certain if he's more stressed, exhausted, or tired of the monotony of it all. And on top of that, he's not getting any.

    Then one day, he finds a suspicious e-mail in his work inbox. Attached, is a picture of an ass sticking out of a wall, and a set of coordinates.

    Could it be real?

    Technically, this belongs to a series. But it's standalone.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    When the Black Eagles Strike Force's top mole in the Leicester Alliance is discovered, Byleth proposes a drastic plan to gather the necessary intelligence for an invasion. Hubert and Ferdinand will have to fake a clandestine relationship, feud with Edelgard, flee the Empire, and take refuge in the Alliance to begin gathering the information the emperor needs . . . assuming they don't kill each other in the process.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Untold levels of pining & sexual tension, with an excellent resolution

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    "His new ‘I don’t care about Superman’ thing is just weird. I mean, it’s,” Clark gestures wildly to the newspaper, the ugly headline still staring up at them, “Lex Luthor. He’s an obsessive. If he’s not fixated on me, he’s got to be fixated on something else. Something not good. Something—why are you looking at me like that?”

    Kara shrugs. “Sounds like your pet psychopath has moved on, and you’re just jealous.”

    “Kara,” Clark sighs, but doesn’t protest further.

    Superman knows that whatever Lex’s new obsession is, it can’t be good. As he soon discovers, that new obsession is Clark Kent.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    “You’re going to stop this, Luthor.”

    “Oh, am I? Because I’ve spent a great deal of time, money, and political clout to ensure that it does happen, so I am curious to hear how exactly you intend to stop me."

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    18 Oct 2025