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    Penny Parker feels the Avengers and the Accords closing in on her even when she’s not wearing the Spider-Man suit, so she lawyers up in advance.

    It’s just her luck that the Avengers are convinced they can lure in the notoriously evasive Spider-Man by using his photographer girlfriend as bait.

    Nelson & Murdock (and, from afar, Deadpool) object to that.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Penelope Parker (AKA Queens' Friendly Neighborhood Arachnid!) is perfectly fine. She's been alone for just over three years, and she's fine, really! She has no friends or family to speak of, mind you, save for Deadpool, if he counts. Her apartment is shit, she's balancing waitressing with selling photos to the Bugle and saving lives nightly as Arachnid, she doesn't talk to any of the other Masks or Capes out there, but she's - really! At least, that's what she says. Then, it all comes crashing down around her ears (Alongside an apartment building...) After a serious injury in a fight with Rhino and Juggernaut, Arachnid discovers that a certain wannabe-Vampire doctor is getting out of DODC jail early, leaving her scrambling to find a solution. With less than two weeks to find a way to contain Doctor Morbius' bloodlust, Penny is forced to start relying on those around her. But can she open up to others after more than three years of hiding away?

    The clock is ticking, Fate is knocking, and Penny's past is catching up. Can our little spider climb fast enough to avoid the rising waters?

    (And what the *hell* is up with the rumors of famously dead Tony Stark sightings at various Mutant and Mask gathering places?!)

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    26 Mar 2025

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Dennis Whitaker tried to find answers in God. When that didn't work, he turned to medicine.

    And when that didn't work, he turned to the two married attendings.

    Or I heard we were making Dennis Whitaker have religious trauma and I decided to help out.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Why did it have to be at this time? Of all the events in ancient Greece, why did she have to wake up at this time? Why not during the Trojan War? Meeting the famous Achilles and Odysseus? Or when Heracles doing his twelve labors so Perseas could strangle that annoying bastard? Even if she appeared in Athens when Poseidon and Athena make a contest in there, she okay with that!

    But why did she have to wake up when her father was still in her grandfather's stomach along with her unborn uncle?
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    “Perseas, can you take care of your siblings for me?”

    Wait, mom. What the –

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    08 Oct 2025

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