Captain_Cosette
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"Мы были в восторге, мы воображали, что оставили смятение и бессмыслицу позади, а теперь выполняем свою единственную и благородную функцию времени – движемся"
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I want to hit you in the mouth. With my mouth. Gently by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
07 Dec 2024
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После спасения Тилл не может перестать думать о той странной штуке, которую сделал Иван в их раунде…
Или Тилл пытается понять, что вообще происходит. -
Супер Сексуальные Сумасшедшие Скандинавы by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Stand Still Stay Silent
19 Mar 2017
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им суждено создать лучшую группу в мире
или история о том, как люди спрашивают на чем ты играешь прежде, чем твое имя -
I hate everything about you by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Apr 2016
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— Милая — отвратительное слово.
— Я знаю. Именно поэтому ты милая -
Рокси будет великолепным Ланселотом by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Apr 2016
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It hits him as he’s counting out his haul propped up on the deck of the Sunny that there’s not music playing, and in fact, he’s not the person thinking of the song currently stuck in his head.
Or, Sanji gets cursed by some backwater island on some random Tuesday afternoon to hear Zoro's thoughts. It goes about as well as expected.
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04 Jun 2026
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If there was one thing Zoro knew, it was that you could always trust Sanji's inclinations to do a beautiful 180 as soon as he was drunk. Luckily, Zoro was more than equipped to handle it.
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26 May 2026
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Sanji wishes he could say that he disembarks the plane with a spring in his step, but mainly all he feels is a fresh wave of anxiety sweep over him.
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21 May 2026
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Sanji’s just flung a bag of trash in the dumpster behind the All Blue when he hears the noise, a sort of low rumble that echoes through the narrow space.
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19 May 2026
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“Anyway,” Zoro continued amid Sanji’s silence, “I’m not going to die.”
Sanji made a scoffing sound. “You can’t just decide that, asshole,” he said, tying off the thread. He trailed his fingertips over the jagged seam, checking for any imperfections. “You can’t cheat death.”
“We’ll see.”
To Sanji, Zoro is an enigma. An infuriating one, but one he is drawn to nonetheless. For as much self-assurance Zoro appears to have, Sanji has about as much self-doubt. If he can just understand what goes on inside that mossy head of his, maybe he can figure a few things out about himself as well.
Discovering that there might be something other than rivalry brewing between them, is something Sanji isn't quite prepared for.
(Rated M for explicit language, canon-typical violence and sexual content for later chapters).
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Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
15 May 2026