CaptainLaserBeam
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I heard myself cry out- and I was gasping in great lungs-fulls of air until the pressure hiked and choked me off again. The spikes of pain became constant and white-hot, but succeeded in clearing enough of the brain fog that I could hear the alarm of-
Of my ship. It was the Mary’s alarm-
-and I realized just how screwed I was.
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Autotelic by CaptainLaserBeam
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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Rocky’s impatient, translated sigh was loud. His echolocation could tell where I was and how long it was taking my part of the installation. He was also moving all over the place, which wasn’t unusual, but at the moment, it felt like too much.
My lips thinned and I yanked my arm harder than was necessary. “Ow. Yes, okay! I’m getting there, just…oh, no-“
Seriously? I looked away for two seconds and somehow, my traitorous wrist had actually begun rotating it back the other way.
“I was almost…oh c’mon! No, Rocky- do not ask, just -just hold your darn horses!”
‘Rocky hold what?’
Ah…shoots and ladders. Me and my dumb dumb mouth.
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Long Intervals of Horrible Sanity by CaptainLaserBeam
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
30 Sep 2020
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The Fire Nation Royal Palace is empty.
After the comet,
the Phoenix King declared his sovereignty of the world,
took his military, and left.Firelord Azula defeated her traitorous brother, then banished all who'd sought her harm.
Which must have been everyone, because she was alone.
At least... until an employment ad is posted requesting a very specific type of employee.'For consideration, applicant must be a young, attractive, non-firebending woman with long black hair, golden eyes, and pale complexion. Looking specifically for combat experience, exceptional aim, and some sort of useful, domestic skill (negotiable). Bonus if you generally remain unimpressed, or hate, nearly everything.'
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Dean sets out with Castiel to begin his search for Sam in the best (and worst) way he knows how, by airship.
What could possibly go wrong.
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- Part 3 of The TickTock Chronicles
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Sam Winchester is missing, and that isn't even the worst of Dean's current problems.
His clock is running down.So Dean goes to the only place, the only person he can think of, who can help him.
Which isn't even a person at all.Series
- Part 2 of The TickTock Chronicles
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A series of one shots (possibly more) set in a dystopian Supernatural/Steampunk crossover universe where Dean and Sam work as the Winchester Bros, a mechanic and a scientist duo taking on the usual slog by day, and odd jobs of the supernatural in the Victorian underground by night.
A post-war torn world, rebuilt and restructured with airships in the sky, combustibles on the streets, and synthetic humans in every home, known as TickTock's to the commonfolk. Nothing but tools, all of them, until they aren't anymore.
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Let yourself have things by Mas_Pebbles_Sharp for peelmeagrape
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
16 May 2026
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"I'm not perving on you, Colonel, I've seen it all before enough times, and while yes, terribly impressive, horses would be envious and all that, I am actually concerned about your injuries right now."
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20 May 2026
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Now Trending: My Mate and the Human They Didn't Want by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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It's not jealousy. Adrian is adamant about that. They are actually insisting that it’s not any emotion at all. Not even dislike. They are simply completely uninterested in anything that concerns “the human”.
Rocky believes them. Adrian has always been the level-headed one out of the two of them. They are too logical to be jealous. They acknowledge that Grace and Rocky have a special bond after everything they went through together and also understand that none of that will ever pose a threat to their relationship.
Neither are they heartless or ungrateful. They know that Grace is the only reason that Rocky is back at all, the only reason their star has stopped dying. Adrian has told Rocky again and again that they are grateful and happy and wish the alien no ill will. They even helped with the construction of the biodome.
And yet they have no desire to get to know Grace.
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You know those videos where the dad is like "You may keep the cat but I will have nothing to do with it" and a few days later they are smothering the kitty with cuddles and love?
Adrian never stood a chance.
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07 May 2026
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Joi needs a body, briefly, but not for the reasons that seem obvious. Mariette is here for her own reasons, but she could get used to watching. Officer K can barely breathe. Filling in that one scene.
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07 May 2026
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wide open spaces by tallboy_benny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 May 2026
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Rocky visits Grace's life support quarters with some exciting news, some time into his recovery on Erid---the biodome habitat has finally been completed.
It takes a step through the airlock and sinks down into rough sand and pebbles. I chirp and hop down after it. Grace has not seen the biodome yet, but neither have I, and in my enthusiasm I dart slightly ahead.
Grace inhales so sharply that I turn to hear him better in a panic. “Grace? Grace, what is wrong? You are hurt?”
My assumption is quickly corrected when, without warning, it bolts.
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05 May 2026
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Open Up Your Eyes by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Apr 2026
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“Are you going to tell me what I did wrong, or are you just going to give me the silent treatment for the next four years?”
“Human treatment to induce silence?” Rocky perks up. “Good plan. You teach. I administer.”
(or: the long, bumpy road to the truth)
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24 Apr 2026