Cannibal_Cake



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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    21 Aug 2023

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    The BEST Good Omens fix I have ever read.

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    “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

    Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

    “The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

    Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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    14 Aug 2023

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    How long could you have kept it up? Running from the Seeds was proving to be harder than you thought and when they finally catch you for good you're willing to give in just for some peace.

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    13 Jul 2023

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    My collection of Joseph Seed works from Tumblr

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    10 Jun 2023

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    The female deputy confronts the Seed clan, only to discover that Joseph was right and the world really is about to end. She is left for dead before being rescued by The Father, who takes her prisoner to live and serve them in their underground bunker. But it doesn't end there, since Joseph has received a vision that she is to be the Eve in their garden, and only God will decide who the father of the first child born into the garden shall be, Joseph, Jacob or John... And so the female deputy is made to lay with all three until she conceives a child.

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    10 Jun 2023