Calxe
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Will these actions haunt my days? Every man I've slain? by Calxe
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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Eons ago, five Emissaries were set upon the world to right the wrongs of their creators. Many a beast ran afoul; old, experimental creatures too miserable to survive but too powerful to die.
In which the Beasts corrupt.
Fic title & all chapter titles from "Just a Man" from Epic The Musical
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Adoption is not a lengthy process in xianxia China by Calxe
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2026
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Wei Ying gets kidnapped off the streets of Yiling by White Lily and Pure Vanilla
(first part of a series I'm working on)
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- Part 4 of God of Falsehoods
- Part 1 of Who walks among the famous living dead
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It Takes the Truth to Fool Me by Calxe
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Apr 2026
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Shadow Milk Cookie appears in Musutafu, Japan, and hasn't a clue on what being a human is like. Maybe he should attend a human school to try and learn?
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In which Shadow Milk Cookie will follow the young heroes of UA on their wonderful journey (and perhaps place the seeds of doubt and chaos in their minds), probably end up murdering someone, and try to take down hero society! Because, what better way to destroy one's enemies than to tear them apart from the inside?
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Also a place where I'm just going to end up rambling about Headcanons in the notes lol
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I'm not dead I swear this is still getting updates I'm just slow as fuck with writing (slow updates)
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Title from the song "I Can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters
Series
- Part 1 of God of Falsehoods
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So Pick Me From the Dark and Pull Me From the Grave by Calxe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Cookie Run (Video Game)
05 Feb 2026
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After an awful, awful three way battle between the Beasts, Dark Enchantress Cookie and her minions, and the Ancients, the first wielders of the Soul Jams crumble with nothing but each other left.
People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but the Five had lived for so long. Yet... everything was so monotonous. Centuries slaving away, fulfilling the desires of lesser cookies. Even more spent trapped under that blasted tree.
Few people, fewer things stood out to them in life.
One of those things was Proud Immortal Demon's way.
Not because it was good, but because it was just the opposite. The worst story they had ever had the misfortune of reading. It was such a terrible tale that it was the one thing their minds locked on as they perished.
To wake up in that world as canonfodder, or, witches forbid, one of Luo Binghe's wives? They will do anything to get the plot as far away as possible from the original storyline.
All titles from Still Feel. by Half Alive
This is not in line with the canon of the Bingzhu extra
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- Part 3 of God of Falsehoods
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Hansel and Gretel are looking for their missing father.
Red is looking for companions to help bring cookies to Grandmother.
Goldie is simply trying to not get arrested.
As luck would have it, the four meet and continue their travels together, with only some issues along the way.
Cross posted to Tumblr, and Tapas
Recent series
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Who walks among the famous living dead by Calxe
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2026
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God of Falsehoods by Calxe
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2026
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(possibly) a series of vaguely connected crk stories that are only being held together by the thread of my headcanons
while some of the stories in here are probably going to be connected, its not all of them . most of them its just my headcanons that carry over.
- Words:
- 47,960
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 17
Recent bookmarks
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Ghosts We Keep by meowoongi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Before Bruce Wayne became Gotham’s shadow, he was just a boy at a party, bored of champagne, laughter, and the suffocating weight of expectations. Then he met Shen Yuan, a sharp-tongued, morbidly witty, brilliant, and entirely honest boy.
Years later, Bruce is Batman, and Shen Yuan is… someone else.
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The Beast's Self-Saving System by Yuan (bamboo_incense)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Cookie Run (Video Game)
01 Nov 2025
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The Fount of Knowledge was a die-hard bookworm. He read every single piece of literature available to him, regardless of whether he completely agreed with the logic or misunderstood the feelings poured into the script (he wasn’t well-versed in cookie emotions, the genius of him).
He considered himself an enjoyer of every book!
Until he finished Proud Immortal Demon Way. If he could reverse time to when the Witches first gave him a thick, thick handwritten book, he would’ve smacked it from their hands and cut off all possible contact! Proud Immortal Demon Way was- was- ughhh, it was Shit!
Shadow Milk Cookie still thought the same way: the bookworm trait baked into his first dough hadn’t escaped him, even with a new body and better personality. So when he woke up in said world after his fateful Final Battle (TM) with Pure Vanilla Cookie, it was no surprise at how enraged he was. Even in death, the Witches continued to mess with him!!!
... Or was it really Proud Immortal Demon Way?
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TGCF Reversed AU (The Minicomic) by Kimbapchan
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Aug 2025
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This is the comic archives of my TGCF Reversed AU. After his 800 year dormancy, Heaven Official Hua Cheng meets the mysterious ghost king, Xie Lian also known as Crimson Heart Sought Paradise.
These are not in chronological order, I just want to reverse scenes I remember in the books and donghua.
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Came Back Wrong by biplet
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
21 Aug 2025
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He is thirteen when he first realizes something is wrong.
Not wrong in the sense that he is sick or injured, but wrong in that something was fundamentally missed in the creation of, well, him. Somewhere, some god or the fates or power of a kind forgot to erase something when putting together the pieces that made Percy Jackson Percy Jackson.
Someone’s memories.
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Percy Jackson is the demigod son of Poseidon. But he is also someone else, someone who should be long dead, and who he should not remember being. This presents a few problems. Namely: what do you do when you were reborn incorrectly?
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The Villainous Hero: The Knave (DISCONTINUED) by jankiejank
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2026
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(DISCONTINUED)
Arlecchino, having grown up in Fontaine, has witnessed plenty of Pneuma and Ousia reactions. They balance each other out, stabilize one another. It was simply a core function of Fontaine. However, she can’t say she expected much when witnessing the Traveler’s odd ousia balanced sword slam into an ousia block.
And as the harbinger woke up to find herself sat in the alleyway of a particularly ugly stone building (one of many by the looks of it), she could only sigh in exasperation.
(In which Arlecchino is transported to the world
of MHA! She becomes a hero, tries to find a way back, and also steals Endeavors whole family along the way.)(DISCONTINUED)
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