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Flirting in disguise. Butterbeer in hand. And a mouth full of cherry stems. Hermione wasn’t in the mood for romance; not after everything with Ron. But Harry had a knack for slipping past her guard, one quiet joke and ridiculous cherry trick at a time.
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02 Jun 2026
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When Hermione sets out to surprise Harry for his birthday, she doesn't realise that she's in for a surprise herself.
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25 May 2026
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After his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry woke to a disturbing reality. The wizarding world only saw him as an expendable pawn, his carefree attitude towards studying left him struggling to survive, and he had never truly appreciated the one, constant companion at his side—Hermione Granger. It was high time for change. Gradual Grey!HHR.
Illustrations for each chapter by Arishatistic.
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22 May 2026
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Their friends have tried every trope in the book: only one bed, forced proximity, childhood friends, mutual pining, even co-parenting Crookshanks. But despite living half their lives entangled, Harry and Hermione remain firmly un-romantic.
Until Lavender Weasley suggests the last resort: fake marriage.
Now, tricked into attending a couples-only tropical retreat, complete with enchanted hot tubs, intimacy rituals, and enough sensual food play to make a house-elf blush, Harry and Hermione will have to keep up the act. Or possibly stop pretending altogether.
Written for the Harmony Out of the Ordinary Fest, this is a trope-twisting, resort-core love story about crossing the line between best friends and soulmates… with the help of edible shower gel.
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16 May 2026
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Back for their eighth year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter is riding high on his war-hero swagger—and Hermione Granger is equal parts exasperated and loyal, watching him snog his way through half the castle.
When he’s drafted as the star of the Winter Carnival’s kissing booth, Harry plays his role a little too eagerly, and the entire school lines up for a Galleon’s worth of the Chosen One.
Hermione insists she doesn’t care.
She insists she’s not jealous.
She insists he’s insufferable.
Because that's all he is... right?
Written for the HP Back to School Fest 2025.
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15 May 2026