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    Longest series name ever. This is an AU where Kid Jason and Kid Tim join the Batfam early and cause adorable but badass havoc everywhere they go.

    Each story is a standalone but connected.

    The core story is complete. There may be extras in the future.

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    31 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Damian Wayne wakes in his two-year-old body. He takes this by all the grace expected and decides that this time around, he deserves to be spoiled.
    Setting off to Gotham, shenanigans ensue and Damian finds himself adopted by the Drakes.
    Tim is thriving, Bruce is visibly aging, and Janet is way too amused for anyone’s good.

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    28 May 2026

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    There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.

    “Wayne Residence.”

    That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.

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    On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.

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    16 May 2026

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    Batman has finally failed, and all of Gotham is gone. Tim has a plan and a time machine to make things right. He overachieves like always.

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    15 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    It’s my own damn fault. I should never have let myself get attached.
    Tim’s last barista had finally refused to serve him, after weeks of sneakily downgrading his shots, and he was on the hunt for someone who would just make his usual without complaint.
    He got a little more than he bargained for.

    This is not pwp... But feel free to ignore the plot if you so choose.

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    29 Jan 2026