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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    What would the world be like if Lucifer never had his wings clipped? It had never crossed his mind, his wings were fully intact and he hadn't the faintest clue how he was ever given such a lenient punishment. The memories of that night, surrounded by angry voices and ruffled feathers was nothing but a blur at this point and he couldn't even put the pieces back together; so why did it feel like he was still there in the midst of judgement?

    The only way to find relief, earn his freedom and embrace himself as he is, was to leave.

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    Hazbin AU in which Lilith took the blame for the what happened in Eden, allowing Lucifer to stay in Heaven though with limitations that he one day decides to break.

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    22 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Alastor wanted to summon the King of Hell to gain power and dominance. Instead, he got a scrawny demon in a white suit who only wants to eat pie and listen to music. Worse still: he actually enjoys the company of this "failure."

    ​Lucifer, the true King of Hell, is tired of being treated as a mistake and a burden by his own wife. By posing as a mere subordinate, he discovers a strange, intelligent, and dangerous human on Earth who makes him feel a joy he thought he had lost forever.

    ​In a world of bootleg liquor, jazz, mist, and secrets, two broken hearts will learn that freedom isn't a place to go, but a person to have by your side.

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    19 May 2026

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    Adam's blow kills Alastor, who wakes back in the hell of 1933. With his powers still bound by his deal, Alastor sets out to regain them - only to end up becoming the new nanny for Princess Charlotte.
    That's alright though. Doing things the same way as before would be boring, after all!

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    18 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    After Lilith leaves him, and Charlie stops talking to him, Lucifer simply disappears.

    And a sinner named Lou starts a job at Voxtech. There he meets someone he only knows as Vincent, who treats him like he isn't invisible.

    Vox meets a sinner that isn't scared of him, who doesn't seem to know or care who he is. He falls, hard.

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    08 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    Alastor didn't realize that summoning the devil to trade his soul away for power in Hell would end up like this. Never did he expect for the King of Hell himself to not only be a short, bleach-blonde with rosy cheeks -- but also to be so fucking clingy.

    Worst part? He has to deal with a dog disguised in a human flesh-suit that won't leave him the fuck alone.

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    Or: an AppleMedia fic where Alastor makes a deal with Lucifer instead of Rosie, and Vincent saves his life from the hunter. Vincent follows Al like a moth to a flame, but finds himself growing very jealous of some mystery-man that Alastor keeps talking to on the phone.

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    04 May 2026