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  5. Summary

    Some character interactions that could've happened. I've tried to keep it pretty canon-compliant!

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    “Zagreus,” Pat tries to avoid using his real name, most of the time. It makes keeping his distance harder than it needs to be. “I just told you that I would very much enjoy having Achilles Nereius Pelides of Phthia, commander of the Myrmidons and greatest of all the Greeks, on his knees before me naked save for an admittedly splendid dog collar and you said …‘neat.’”

    “Should I not have?” Zagreus looks concerned for the first time. “I’m sure he’d be quite fetching—I mean—I didn’t mean it like—“ Zagreus’s flush is back in full force, but he perseveres. “I think the better question is why you seem so ashamed of it."

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    07 Jun 2026

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    She used to blot her notes in this manner, sometimes, as a wordless memo to her future self: look here, this is important. The method might have changed but the message hasn’t strayed one jot. And above it, across the middle of the page in striking, desperate block capitals are the words:
    JBB IS ALIVE.

     

    Peggy Carter's final mission.

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Robert meeting Chad's dad (Flamdad/Cirus) and getting so insanely flustered, because Cirus looks identical to Chad, just older. Long, salt and pepper hair tied back in a half-updo, sunglasses, a little more facial hair, but that same devilish grin. Maybe Cirus is a widower. Maybe Cirus is single. Maybe Robert ends up in a sandwich between a father and son. A collection of headcanons, smut, and shorts that originated on Tumblr. Expect gratuitous smut.

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    27 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    Local fire idiot falls in love with sad lactose-intolerant man in the frozen foods aisle at 3AM, marries him in Vegas eight months later, and then has to join a superhero rehabilitation program just so he can legally serve as his husband's caseworker when the aforementioned sad lactose-intolerant man inevitably gets caught committing performative felonies while completely powerless and barefoot on a rainy rooftop. SDN HR representative M. Kowalski did not sign up for this, but frankly, the paperwork is already filed and she's too tired to argue (featuring: forty-seven stolen porcelain dolls, one very judgmental dog, an Elvis impersonator who cried during the vows, and the worst meet-cute in supervillain history).

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    24 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Your favorite superhero cooking blog’s favorite superhero cooking blog.

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    22 Mar 2026