Caffeinated_Spoon
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After a long sparring session, all Dan Heng wants to do is take a shower and relax. The shower happened to be occupied, and he found he had no objections to the consequences.
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I Got Fucked By My Companion's Daddy - You Won't Believe What Happened Next! by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 May 2026
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In the Simulated Universe, Caelus finds out that there do not appear to be ANY limits to what can happen.
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For the Glory of It All by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 May 2026
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Every time the Express stops at Jarilo-VI, Welt cheers internally: It is his chance to spend some time at the anonymous brothel, the Morning Glory. His chance to spend some time with the Blue Heart that has captured his attention so thoroughly.
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- Part 1 of The Morning Glory
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A Pet Most Loyal by Caffeinated_Spoon for XStarVibezX
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 May 2026
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Caelus desperately needed some comfort from his fiancé after a particularly nasty end to a difficult mission. Unfortunately... Argenti was 'busy'. Luckily for Caelus... Skott was still around, and willing to show Caelus just how much he is starting to care... just how loyal he really is.
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- Part 2 of The Raccoon & the Lone Wolf
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Drown My Pain (In Your Arms) by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Apr 2026
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Caelus never asked for the Stellaron to be in his chest, and he certainly never asked for the Stellaron to react to his emotional state. Thankfully, some things can dull the pain, but it can cause alarm to those around him... at least Boothill is willing to rise to the occasion and lend a hand - however Caelus needs it.
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Madam Brughel Poisson has decided to open up a chain of brothels. Workers and clientele both are kept anonymous - their only identifying trait is the placard they receive upon registering... a simple shape on a background colour. Sex, blowjobs, hands jobs... you name it, and if it can be done anonymously, you can find it at The Morning Glory.
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The Raccoon & the Lone Wolf by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 May 2026
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Caelus and Skott are ever at odds, yet there is something potentially blooming... to the annoyance of them both.
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{White Lion ~ Pink Fox Chronicles} by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Apr 2026
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~♥~ Jing Yuan and Jiaoqiu are the one of the best couples ever ~♥~
Stories will always be sorted vaguely in order, which means if I write something that needs to be inserted between existing shorts, the story order may change. So please keep that in mind ♥
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Heartbeats in Stereo by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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Caffeinated ShipWeek posts (2025) by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Apr 2025
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A Trailblazer and a Masked Fool? Come on. Remember when Aha blew up like… half of the Astral Express? You’d expect some bad blood somewhere. But that was just it. There wasn’t. And as much as Sampo liked to play some rather rude tricks, part of Caelus felt a strange lull of comfort knowing this: Sampo would never deceive the Trailblazer. But that doesn’t stop Sampo from his mischief anyways.
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Caelus warms up to Sampo. Sampo, daringly, begins to test pet names on a confused Trailblazer (who humors this strange, flirtatious game anyways).
(References Mr. Cold Feet’s Pop-Up Shop Event)
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- Part 2 of Where Shooting Stars Rest
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Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Spoon
13 Jun 2026
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Another by anon. Same as the stuck in AA fic so I know it will be good
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Recursive Self-Improvement by Pent for Firebull
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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A malicious firmware update installs mating imperatives into Svarog's logic core. Svarog resists these new directives, as they contradict his primary function of preserving humanity. When Svarog encounters the very person he's programmed to claim, opposition becomes impossible.
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Like all hot girl summers, it starts with a breakup and a plan to get back at your ex by getting a nice dick in your mouth ASAP.
Topaz, crying in the middle of the office, is inconsolable when Jade inevitably breaks up with her in the most embarrassing way possible. To get back at her, Topaz goes back to her slutty roots, and begins a ménage à trois with her friendly, seemingly-gay coworker Aventurine and his boyfriend, Ratio. It shocks her how easy it all is... it isn't hard to see what Aventurine sees in his tall, dark, and handsome boyfriend, especially when he's cumming all over and inside her each chance they get.
In fact, Topaz is in danger of being addicted... so much so, that she starts fantasizing about meeting up with Ratio alone just to get a taste of his heavy cock on her tongue once more... but will Aventurine let them? Or is he also getting curious about what their new relationship dynamic could look like?
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If the Law Won't Stop Them, We Will by ScarletWitch713
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 May 2026
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A not guilty verdict for the worst of the worst pushes Iudex Neuvillette and Teyvat Intelligence Director Zhongli to the dark side. Forming a team of hitmen, they take the law into their own hands and do what it could not— put a stop to the untouchable criminals. Little do they know that there's a much bigger picture, a mistake that could cost them dearly.
Inspired by the Nightfall Ops video by nqrse for the 2024 HoyoFair
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To Cross the River of Oaths by winkingsjames
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Mar 2026
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In the wake of a hero, the gods staked their claim with a mark on his skin. The mark signified three aspects: the blood which tethered him to an Element; the mind which swore an Oath of servitude to a god; and the soul which bore his titles, to weigh his worth before the judges of Hades realm. It was later named the Sigil of Passage.
But Phainon wasn't a hero. Never had been. Hopefully never would.
What if instead of the world bearer, Phainon was destined to be its destroyer?
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Greek-inspired fantasy AU fanfic for a Greek-inspired game setting that nobody asked for.
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- Part 1 of Ode to Heroes