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“Replacement.”
Tim freezes, gaze still locked on Jack’s prone, silent form sprawled out on the floor, and pulls the phone back to look at the number.
It’s kind of funny, he thinks hazily. Of course he would accidentally kill his dad and then mistakenly call Jason, of all people.
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30 Apr 2026
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Watch This by snackbaskets
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 May 2019
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Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?
Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.
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28 Apr 2026
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Snowflake & Sir Grumpy by Mad_Mage
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
22 Mar 2026
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I am writing to inquire whether you are still available for in-home walks over the holidays. My grandson’s dog will require a reliable walker on the Saturday before Christmas.
She could clarify that he had the wrong number, politely and efficiently. That would be the sensible, grown-up response. Or... she could… have a little fun. A small, treacherous part of her brain whispered: Where's the harm?
I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong number. Closest thing I walk these days is from my counter to the oven.
She hesitated, then added: Your grandson’s dog sounds adorable, though. 11/10 would pet. She sent it before she could second-guess herself. She, in all honesty, would try to pet a wild direwolf, too.
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A modern AU featuring texting the wrong number,a grumpy politician, a bakery owner, too many fairy lights, and an overdose of cinnamon. I promised something sweet and fluffy after the last time, didn't I? And just in time for Christmas 🎄✨Bookmarked by Britris
15 Apr 2026
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“You look like shit.”
A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.
“Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”
Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”
Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”
“When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”
Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”
“Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”
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15 Apr 2026
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“Can’t believe a pretty thing like you has to come begging to the Red Hood,” he says against Tim’s neck. “Thought they’d be lining up down the block for you. Thought Daddy would need to get the shotgun.”
“You’re the one with the shotgun,” Tim points out.
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Tim’s benched with a broken arm and starts playing Jason’s personal Oracle. Things escalate.
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08 Jan 2026