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    Repaying A Favour by

    Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Game)  

    28 Mar 2018

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    Henry is clueless when it comes to what is and isn't acceptable in noble circles. Sir Hans Capon shamelessly takes advantage of this under the guise of repaying a favour. Post hunting trip. Inspired by their actual, canon bathhouse visit which I still can't quite believe happened.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    between a rock and a hard place by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    08 Mar 2023

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    Peter and Wade get stuck in an unbelievably small closet. Then something else gets stuck elsewhere, also unbelievably.

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    28 May 2026

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    i know for a fact i'm on your mind (like all the time) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    07 Dec 2022

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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    27 May 2026

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    oh no (i think i'm in love) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    16 Feb 2022

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    22 May 2026

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    i could show you by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    12 Jan 2022

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    07 May 2026