BoopedMySnake



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    The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.

    Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current disaster hero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.

    Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Yippee!!!

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    Cloud Strife was older than most of the typical cadets, but his blue eyes burned with the strength of a thousand men.

    The Firsts (and Zack) find out exactly how strong he really was.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Finally took it out of subscription jail

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    He just filled Robert, like a twink!

    Hell yeah!

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    his talking about twinkies btw

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Hell yah!

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    Robert ends up in a nightclub with his co-workers. Flambae looks way too good in booty shorts. Yet another HR violation gets added to Robert's record, and some poor overworked janitor has to clean up jizz from the bathroom stall.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    *the guy just trying to piss in the next stall, biting back tears*: im so fucking scared

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    “Hey, what’s an intimacy coordinator?” Courtney had the pen cap pinched between her teeth. “I’m used to most of the shit you make us do, but this… I don’t got a fuckin’ clue.”

    “An intimacy coordinator is someone that’ll handle… you… in the event that you get struck with what this villain has.” Mandy pinched the space between her brows. “Whoever this is has… something. That increases your temperature and libido, okay? To the point that only contact from another person will fix it. Do you get what I’m saying?”

    get fucked robert

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    27 Jan 2026

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    yippee