Blya_eto_on



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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    I (22m) recently started taking care of a small carp. The other night when I came back to my room, there was a woman who was about to pull a knife out on me, so I stabbed her. Now my fish seems scared of me.

    Or; a stupid stupid crack fic where we do not need to think about the logistics of reddit existing in Imperial China.

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    01 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Don’t moralize to me,” Kaveh snaps.

    “Then why are you still going through this?” Alhaitham asks.

    Kaveh grits his teeth. “I’m sure it’s easy for you, Haitham. No one cares if a beta is asexual! No one expects…”

    The omegaverse can be hell on earth if you're asexual, and even worse if you're stuck as an omega. Alphas expect things of Kaveh, things he's unwilling to give, things they don't expect of his beta roommate and maybe-friend, Alhaitham.

    Or: Kaveh struggles with being asexual in the omegaverse. Alhaitham, also asexual, struggles with figuring out what Kaveh wants.

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    20 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Kaveh has tried many times to fall in love. And just as many times, he's failed. Now, an upcoming festival may force him to admit to himself that he doesn't feel it - not the romantic kind, at least. And then there are his growing feelings for Alhaitham, which certainly aren't romantic, but aren't entirely platonic, either.

    And Alhaitham? He just wants to be close to Kaveh, but that seems impossible when Kaveh keeps misinterpreting his gestures.

    (A fic about queerplatonic Alhaitham and Kaveh!)

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    19 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Tighnari sighs, frowning. His tail swishes again, slowly. “You know he’s waiting. All you gotta do is ask.”

    “That isn’t what I’m worried about, Tighnari,” Kaveh admits. The secret, the truth he’s kept from Alhaitham. The reason that, eventually, every partner Kaveh ever has will leave him. Kaveh sighs, fidgeting with his rings. “I’m asexual. I don’t want to have sex with him or anyone. Ever. And I don’t know how to tell him that.”

    After two weeks of dating, Kaveh still hasn't told Alhaitham that he's asexual. Eventually, however, such secrets are bound to get out.

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    19 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    “So you’re friends,” Faranak says with a dismissive shrug. “There’s no need to get fancy with it. Plenty of friends live together.”

    Alhaitham sighs, irritation prickling at his skin. “Our relationship exists outside the standard societal model of a ‘friendship’. Thus, the labels we have settled on are quite accurate. Kaveh is my companion and partner, and I am his. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to check into our hotel.”

    A trip to Fontaine results in Faranak misunderstanding quite a bit about queerplatonic relationships, and leaves Alhaitham wondering if Kaveh is truly happy in theirs.

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    19 May 2026