BlueOatmeal

A grey F-22 Raptor (fighter jet) in a bright blue sky



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    Fanfics written for the Phic Phight 2019 event. They are each a fill for a different prompt. The stories themselves are not related to each other.

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    Xen has always adapted to kill the unkillable. Thicker skin to combat bullets, heat seeking attacks from those who try to hide, and ranging in all sorts of shapes and sizes for different mobility and strength.

    The entity who calls himself Benrey has made himself a threat to the beings of Xen by aiding the human known as Gordon Freeman in killing many of their kind. So, the beings of Xen must do what they do best and find a way to kill him as well.

    (Or in other words, Benrey takes a hit and can’t get back up from it. At least, not on his own)

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    10 Sep 2021

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    Doag suggests the "wall siren" sings to her every night; and when he's first brought in, Emilia is testing serum sixty seven on him.

    So...how long have the mutes been in there?

    A missing scene (or six) centered around Jamack and the other mutes' experiences whilst Emilia keeps them prisoner.

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    23 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 7

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    Jamack has been working off his debt to Cappuccino for a couple weeks now. He still isn't entirely sure what to make of her leadership style.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Scarlemagne's most private and depressingly earnest fantasy has long been this: being rescued in the dead of night from the confines of a cell.

    The irony that his wish is fulfilled at long last by a bad faith actor for purposes untoward is not lost on him. And yet neither does it lessen the elation he feels at the sound of the lock tumbling open, or the sight of the door swinging wide in the dark.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    The Galaxy is a big place and you can find all kinds of obscure things on the holonet, including a blond teenager from Tatooine dragging the TIE-Fighter program through the sarlacc pit.

    Or an Alternative Universe in which the galaxy gets saved because Luke has a youtube channel, everybody is on space twitter and Anakin Skywalker always returns to the light for his family.

    Rebellions are loud and vibrant and social media is the most powerful weapon right next to a lightsaber.

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    02 Feb 2021