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The Real Housewives of Lannisport by rummy_cat for Tommyginger
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
20 Dec 2021
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Tywin and Sansa Lannister are the elusive 'it couple' in Lannisport who shy away from the limelight.
Cersei is the bored and attention-hungry housewife who is one of many cast members of Real Housewives of Lannisport. Varys and Petyr are the show's producers and really want Cersei to get her stepmother on the show. Their assistant, Mya Stone, gets to play intermediary. Bronn gets to see it all through the lens of his camera.- Language:
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18 Jun 2026
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Lady's Choice by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
28 May 2022
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In the not-too-distant future, fertile men have become extremely rare and highly valuable. Sansa Stark, a young, wealthy, fertile woman decides it is time to buy herself a breeder. Will she choose wild-eyed Tormund with his big cock? Doe-eyed Pod who will sing her love songs? High IQ Petyr who never shoots blanks? Certainly she won't pick the tall, scarred man whose angry glare could shatter the one-way glass...
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18 Jun 2026
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The Tourney of the Seven by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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Every seventh spring a tourney is held in King's Landing to honor the Seven-Faced God. Each kingdom sends seven maidens and seven warriors to compete for one of Westeros' highest honors.
This year Sansa Stark and Sandor Clegane are among the competitors.
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18 Jun 2026
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The Bet by rummy_cat
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
06 Mar 2021
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Tywin helps Sansa get one over on Joffrey.
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18 Jun 2026
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A Harmless Addiction by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
29 Jun 2021
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Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis
Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.See where I'm going with this?
GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot
Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
"Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
"This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
"What a total joyride this story is!"
"The dialog in this story is A++"
"This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
"This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
"I think I am addicted to this fic."
"Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
"You do sweet dirty perfectly"- Language:
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18 Jun 2026