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Alhaitham is "accidentally" turned into a Dendro Slime while investigating some ruins with his friends and the only cure (according to the infinitely wise and definitely not up to something Dendro Archon) is True Love’s kiss.
The only problem is everyone in Sumeru knows that Alhaitham and Kaveh like each other, except them.
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19 May 2026
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Kaveh read through the unfinished letter quietly, tapping his fingers on the desk with a hum. Alhaitham took the opportunity to hug him properly, pressing a tender kiss to his jaw.
Or: the context behind Alhaitham’s letters to Paimon.
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19 Feb 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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16 Feb 2026