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“You can save the moral grandstanding, Enid,” Wednesday replied calmly. “As Voltaire once said, it is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue, and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.”
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In her senior year at Nevermore, eighteen-year-old Wednesday Addams decides that she wants to lose her virginity...for research purposes of course.
To do this, she makes a list of eligible candidates to determine which one would best suit her needs.
Needless to say, due to their history, Tyler Galpin's is one name that she absolutely refuses to allow on the list.
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04 Jun 2026
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Hermione's world starts to collapse around her when the Marriage Law pairs her with respected Auror Draco Malfoy. They absolutely cannot get along, not enough to try and start a mandated family, that's for sure.
Then things in Hermione's life start to fall apart, at the same time the Minister for Magic becomes a target.
Hermione's just trying to keep her head above water, and Draco's protective loyalties are now split between his wife and his principal.What will it take for them fix this? (juicy forearm veins maybe)
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01 Jun 2026
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Draco’s body went slack and he fell to his knees before the tapestry. His entire body felt like it would combust, starting with his heart. Countless thoughts ran through his head; he felt like he was going to be sick again.
According to the tapestry, he had a daughter. A daughter born in 2003. No, no that couldn’t be possible. He hadn’t slept with anyone, he wasn’t seeing anyone. God forbid his obsession with Granger let him live a normal life with other women—
Granger.
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There were many reasons Draco Malfoy couldn't confess his feelings to Hermione Granger. For one, they were both Aurors at the DMLE, partners to be exact. Second, he didn't believe he was good enough for her. So he did what every sane man does, spends one drunken night with her before transferring out of Wizarding London.
When he returns after five years, the Black Family Tapestry has magically sprouted a new descendant of the Black Family.
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01 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger, Ministry rising star and longtime friend of Draco Malfoy, never expected an outreach gala to change everything. For years, he’s been a steady presence in her life, all dry wit and unexpected loyalty. But one night under the stars might just be the start of something even she never saw coming.
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26 May 2026
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Trying to get the Golden Trio the hell out of his ancestral home turned Cult-run crime scene, Draco Malfoy manages two of three.
Luckily, Hermione Granger doesn't blame him.
Unluckily, well, everything else.
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13 May 2026