Beanz_And_Toast
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"As the senior housemate and the more experienced adult, I've decided something. Potter, you absolutely need to get your shit together by the time you turn thirty."
Harry cut a disbelieving look at Draco: curry stain, ragged joggers, unfortunately sexual t-shirt slogan. He glanced down at himself: work trousers and plain white oxford, unbuttoned at the throat. It was a boring office drone's get-up but hardly a sign of Harry being any kind of broom-wreck. "I do?" he asked.
A somewhat belated birthday fic to celebrate our favourite pain in the arse, Draco Malfoy.
Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
07 Jun 2026
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I hope im still flirty when im thirty 😌
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The Most Splendid Thing by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for katastasis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2024
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Star Quidditch rivals Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter become accidentally bonded. They still hate each other, but now it’s untenable to leave each other’s sides—and my, but it feels oh so good to touch. They’re either going to murder one another, or fall in love.
OR: A story in which Draco finally allows himself happiness, and Harry finally learns that he deserves to be whole.
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All's Fair in Love and Post-Production by kuchi_sabishii
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.
He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.
And then Draco Malfoy walks in.
Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.
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Or: “oh no, he’s hot”
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Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
14 May 2026
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Absolutely brilliant.
Drarry X love Island
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speak of the devil (and the devil shall appear) by mad1492, milkandhoney, sophisticatedyet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2021
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“So, there I was: probably a little bit concussed, stinking of vinegar, pickles sliding into my socks — and of course, that’s when Potter turns up.”
Pansy's gaze drifted over Draco’s shoulder and her lips twisted. “That’s funny, considering he also just appeared behind you."
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Unbeknownst to anyone, Draco gets hit by a curse. Suddenly, Harry Potter is around a lot more than either of them want him to be.
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11 Apr 2026
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In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.
"When Draco Malfoy turned 16 years old, he thought he’d make a night of it. He went to a club, met a bloke, and then promptly took himself next door pay-by-the-hour hotel, determined to get the most bang for the Galleon, in a manner of speaking.
Not even one full Galleon into it, Draco Malfoy lost his virginity.
It all went just how he’d always imagined it, and it was, all in all, a bloody good time.
Waking up the next morning, however, next to a bloody ribcage and a man’s intestines strewn all over the bed like thick wet streamers - that was a bloody bad time."