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I dug my way out of hell for this shit? (WIP title) by Beaaanns
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
18 Dec 2025
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Or: What if Omni-Man killed Invincible at the end of season 1, sending him to hell, where he made a pact with a demon to come back to life with more power and knowledge to protect his loved ones, and consequently realized he was trans? Surely there are easier ways to realize this, but in what universe did Invincible ever have it easy?
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- Part 1 of Transfem Invincible AU
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A miscellaneous scene from my imagined rewriting of House MD with my self insert/oc included because unfortunately I need that old man. We moved on from the episode that introduces House's parents way too fast and if I ever actually write that story this arc/ep will be SEVERAL CHAPTERS LONG. I got a lot of thoughts and feelings... and I must release them into the void.
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I wrote a thing. Will continue to write the thing. Might even make comic for the thing. Would like, but not necessarily need, validation for the thing. Here is thing :]
Or: I just felt like posting something to pbbbbt
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Flambae notices that Robert has a strange aversion to sex. He does stuff with Flambae just fine, but when it comes to himself, he freezes up. Blowjobs are fine and all, but Flambae wants to know what's preventing them from doing anything else.
He predicted a multitude of different reasons, but the truth was so much worse than he expected.
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01 Jun 2026
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wrong as rain by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Apr 2026
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“I'm good. Just have a slight headache,” Grace muttered, knowing he wasn’t fooling Rocky by insisting he was totally and completely fine, “Gonna get some medication in me, lay down for a few minutes, then I’ll be right as rain.”
“Grace said body was good. Head pain was not mentioned. Rocky no understand rain statement; explain, question?”
Rocky rolled behind Grace as he started back toward the medbay, resigned to his fate as another pulse of pain shot through his skull. He tried to shake it off, clearing his throat, “Right as rain means…uh, ‘good as new,’ I guess? Does that make sense?”
He stumbled over a discarded jumpsuit on the floor, hissing when his already bruised knees dug into the metal floor. God, he was really stupid like this, huh?
“Grace wrong as rain now.”
(Grace has a migraine, Rocky helps as best as he can.)
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01 Jun 2026
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We're Living Past the End of Our Myth by enderman_rights
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 Jun 2026
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Grace turns his gaze back to the craft in front of him. Now that he takes a closer look, it is a craft, and a shoddily constructed one at that. Even from this far away, he can see patches of metal roughly welded together to create something just this side of airtight.
At least it used to be. The thing looked like it had been hit by a bulldozer, and then backed over for good measure. There were holes punched into the metal big enough to stick his arm through, the glass on the front was cracked, one tap away from shattering completely, and the whole thing was covered in dents and scratches. He couldn’t even see any way for the thing to propel itself. He leaned in a bit closer to see around the back and … is that a propeller? Like on a-
“..submarine?” He whispers, almost to himself, trying to process what’s in front of him. Maybe he needs that nap a bit more than he thought. -
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“Everything’s wrong. Don’t know wh-what’s happening.”
“I’m coming,” Roy says, beckoning Phoebe to run and grab her backpack and pointing at her, himself, and the car, to Ms. Bowen. “Where are you?”
Jamie’s silent for a moment, and Roy hopes he knows he’s gonna be the reason Roy dies of a heart attack in his thirties.
“Manchester,” Jamie mumbles.
Fuck.
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18 May 2026
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Better and better and worse and then better by SatsumaSegments
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
20 Jun 2022
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Hughie has a bad comedown from the temp V. Butcher helps.
Set after season 3 episode 4.
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18 May 2026