Be_Weird_Have_Fun
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A physician has no place among the dwellings of the dead, and yet the living are ever only a single step ahead.
(In which Wang Yao is a palace physician, a graverobber, and a heretic, not necessarily in that order.)
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“Now get in the water.”
There’s something almost casual to Poseidon’s tone.
“Get in the water.” Harsher, now; the sea curls noose-like around his ankles. “Get in, dear king, or I’ll raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die—”
—and he finds that he cannot see the sky through the rising waves, and he thinks that maybe this is too fitting an end for a child-murderer, betrayer of promises, the ender of those who did not deserve their fates, and maybe his men would understand if he does this for their families and friends and Penelope—
“—get in the water.”
Odysseus is tired. He obeys.
(In a world where our hero is just that bit more worn down, his story goes down a different path.)
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Written before Wisdom saga.
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Hell could be a lot of things.
It could be fire and brimstone and blood; a hurricane that forced your world up by the roots, leaving only the ruins of what used to be.
(It was, in fact, outliving your brother, when in truth you should’ve died four decades ago.)
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, and decides to fistfight reality.
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Missing scenes from Salamitaktik.
(Prewritten up to the 10k point.)
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- Part 2 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Meandering Through the Night (non-canon) by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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Funny things happen when a desperate mind grapples for life.
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Gilbert drifts, Prussia seethes, and the merits of living are debated in a hall of memories.
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(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. )
(Not canon to There will always be a dawn.) (overview of what this was supposed to be in final chapter.)
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Some days, it’s damned near impossible to ignore how off-kilter the world feels.
Not when every single thing reminds Prussia of West, of what could have been, what should have been—
—some days, it’s hard to carry on.
But he pushes forward, because it’s a great fuck you to Him Above, he’s probably been destined for Hell since his first century, and Prussia owes as much to his brother, anyhow.
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, yet stays Prussia in more ways than one.Series
- Part 1 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Athens’ unfinished work/ experimental things by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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just a place to dump all the fics where I didn’t think things out.
They aren’t all set in the same universes, and may not belong to the same fandoms, but they may be enjoyable nonetheless.
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- 14,345
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There will always be a dawn by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
31 Aug 2023
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SUMMARY:
Gilbert Beilschmidt is kidnapped, a drug is made, and Kudo Shinichi becomes Edogawa Conan on a dark, dark night.
Sorry, West. Seems like I won’t be coming back as promised.
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In which Prussia ends up being the sole reason why APTX4869 age-regresses certain people, and everyone is very, very confused about this ‘immortal’ held in the darkest dwellings of the Organisation.
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- 700
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What is there to do, when you’re doomed to live past your time?
(Prussia’s guide to Not Fucking Up, when one’s brother ups and dies and leaves an entire country for a personification that is supposed to be dead.)
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- 20,125
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A Ship Called "Home" by Kevin_IBW
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers One (2024)
08 Oct 2025
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"Attention citizens of this dimension—this is Rodimus, captain of the starship Lost Light, speaking to you not as a conqueror, not as a threat, but as a traveler… and a friend. If our arrival startled you, know this: the Lost Light comes in peace. We're just passing through—though we do tend to leave things a little better than we found them. Usually. So, on behalf of the entire crew of the Lost Light… we respectfully ask for safe passage, open minds, and maybe a map. We’re still figuring out where exactly 'here' is. Rodimus out.”
As much as Soundwave has come to love this mech, he really doesn’t know what goes on his mind sometimes. He briefly considered whether mind-reading his conjunx would improve prediction accuracy.
Conclusion: Unlikely.
The transmission clicked off, and Rodimus spun around with his usual swagger. “Boom. Nailed it. That’s how you do diplomacy.”
Everyone else stared at him in silence.
A.k.a, a severely self-Indulgent Lost Light fic, featuring my fan continuity, among other universes. (ft Skybound, TFA, SG etc)
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- Part 1 of Transformers-IDE
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01 Jun 2026
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“I must not have heard you correctly, Headmaster,” Severus said flatly.
“You did, my boy. This isn’t only a favour to me, you understand.”
“But there must be trust," Severus insisted. "A bond… or some sort of relationship between mentor and pupil for Occlumency to be taught correctly! The only bond the brat and I share is one of mutual loathing.”
“Now, Severus, you are an adult and a Hogwarts professor. Surely, you can find a way to mend broken bridges.”
Broken bridges? Broken bridges? There had never been a "bridge" to begin with! Not with Potter, the carbon copy of his school bully, who spoke, acted, believed himself so superior to anyone else he might as well be the second coming of his father. There had always only been damp planks slogging down a river which separated them on two opposite banks. No bridge to speak of.
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Summer of Fifth Year. Dumbledore decides Harry should begin Occlumency immediately. Harry and Snape start seeing a lot of each other. Neither is thrilled, especially when they begrudgingly realise that maybe, possibly, perhaps, they might have more in common than they thought.- Language:
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- 93,996
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01 Jun 2026
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Message in a Bottle by chelsea_by_the_sea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
06 May 2026
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What if Taumoeba never adapted to live inside xenonite, so Grace and Rocky both made it home, alone but safe and sound?
Rocky arrives to rapturous fanfare. The Eridians get to work, not only on deploying the Taumoeba but on honoring the greatest hero... heroes in Erid history.
18 years after the Hail Mary’s return, a listening post on Earth picks up a strong infrared signal from the fringes of the solar system. Humanity powers up its best Petrovascope and performs a sweep. It’s confirmed—a small blip, getting brighter and brighter.
Or: the first interstellar "got home safe" text.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
23 May 2026
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The Ryland Grace Memorial Diner by holyflyingswisscheese
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 May 2026
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The Ryland Grace Memorial Diner sat between a construction site and a cluster of small apartments on the recovering streets of San Francisco.
It was founded in 1972, renamed in 2051, and in 2053, a statue of a schoolteacher was erected within its walls. Now, it attracted tourists and students alike, bright eyes and eager minds all competing for a view of Earth’s most beloved man in man’s most beloved habitat.
Or: A look at the people of the San Fran diner Grace goes to every morning for breakfast in the book.
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- Part 5 of Grace, Meet Futuristic Buzzfeed
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- English
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23 May 2026
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wanderers in a vast and unknowable universe by sarahmonious
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Apr 2026
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He catches a glimpse of himself in the small mirror across the room.
It’s as if he’s been frozen in time. Nothing about him has changed since he last touched the surface of his home planet.
But of course, that’s not true. Everything has changed.
He doesn’t understand. He doesn’t know what this means. He’s a man of science. There are rules, immutable laws of the universe, no matter where in the universe one is. Entropy, decay, deterioration. Everything in the universe experiences it.
Everything except him, it seems.
Or: While on Erid, Ryland Grace makes a startling realization: he seems to have stopped aging.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
23 May 2026